Brick: How's it going?
Frankie: I'm missing a bra. What are you doing?
Brick: I'm enjoying my old chair so much I take it everywhere I go. No more back pain. [sighs] I feel 14 again.

Mike: What the hell makes you think you can afford to be doing this?
Axl: Kenny's paying for it.
Mike: He's paying for your ticket. Who paid for the passport? Who's paying for your other expenses? That could've been money that was going to groceries.
Axl: It has never been my job to buy groceries.
Mike: Oh, right, 'cause you don't have a job. Well, let me tell you something... there's gonna be some ground rules around here starting now, and not like the bathtub contract. Rules that get followed. I don't care if you know how to spell your name or not. What the hell are you smirking at?
Axl: "Underpants" popped into my head again.
Mike: Grow up, Axl!
Axl: Oh, I am all grown up, muchacho. I'm going to Europe, and you can't stop me.

Mike: What if Kenny ditches you? What then? You don't know this guy that well. He never talks. How you getting back?
Axl: I will figure stuff out there. That's part of the experience.
Mike: Four years in college, and he comes back dumber than he went in.
Axl: No, four years of college, I learned there's a whole world out there. You're just jealous 'cause you don't get to go.
Brick: Oh, snap.
Mike: Yep, you got me! That's it, Axl, I am jealous of you. That's what it is. I would love to stay a kid my whole life. [as Axl] That'd be awesome. I'm just gonna play the guitar and sit in my room. I don't got to do adult stuff like work. I've got long hair that hangs over my eyes. I'm cool.

Frankie: [v.o.] So two days after not hearing anything back from her accident victim, Sue left yet another note... and the Donahues' number as a backup... and a map... and a pamphlet of things to do in Orson in case they were just visiting.

Frankie: Sue, you're obsessing.
Sue: Oh, I was so cocky after the accident. "Look at me not hitting a person. Check me out, I didn't kill a squirrel." God is punishing me for my arrogance.
Frankie: You want this Pillow Pet?
Sue: Is the Velcro still good?
Frankie: No.
Sue: Then no. Yes! Oh, why wouldn't he call? The car hasn't moved in days. He had to have seen the notes by now. [gasps] Unless... he's old, and he's on the floor in his apartment because he had a heart attack and nobody knows about it. Oh, my gosh! Why would I just leave a note? Oh, I should have knocked on every door until I found him. Then he might still be alive!

Frankie: Axl, you're starting to use Sue's pile as the laundry pile. Respect the piles. Oh, so, what you doing?
Axl: Uploading my résumé to TheJobDonkey.com. Got to get me a job before all the good ones are gone.
Frankie: Wait, you had your passport. You were all set to go.
Axl: Yeah, I'm not going.
Frankie: But you were so determined. You marched angrily through the hall.
Axl: No, I thought about what Dad was saying, and he's right. I had fun for 23 years, but it's over now. It is what it is. Think I'd be good at selling tie clips? Also, what are tie clips? I thought they were, like, clip-on ties, but apparently that's a whole other thing.
Frankie: [exhales sharply] Screw that. You're going.
Axl: What?
Frankie: You have the rest of your life to sell tie clips, but right now you need to see the world because it's amazing. I mean, I haven't seen it, but I've seen pictures.

Frankie: [gasps] Oh, wait! My dad has that third cousin in Ireland. I'll get his contact info. Their phone numbers are all weird. Just punch it all in.

Rob: Hi. I'm looking for Sue Heck.
Sue: I'm Sue Heck. You're Blue SUV Man. Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy you're alive. [hugs him] Unless you're gonna sue me.
Rob: I'm not gonna sue you, except maybe for extreme niceness.
Sue: Ah. [laughs] That's not a real thing, right? I know, logically, it isn't, but I am in a very delicate place right now.
Rob: No, there's no damage to my car. I just had to come and meet you in person. Most people wouldn't have bothered to leave a note, much less 15.
Sue: I just felt so bad.
Rob: Are you kidding? You should feel good. These days, people are at each other's throats, mean to each other all the time. Clearly your parents raised you right.
Frankie: Don't be an idiot, Brick. You can't take the folding chair to the airport.
Brick: What if there's a delay?
Mike: Let's go, let's go.
Brick: Seriously? Again?
Rob: What you did was special. If there's anything you ever need in the future, give me a call. [hands her a card] Ah. It's just one. I could leave you more.
Sue: [chuckles] No. No, no, no, no. One is great. My mom thinks I'm kind of a hoarder.

Sue: [gasps] Bring me back a mug or a stuffed animal. I can never have enough stuffed animals.
Frankie: You have enough stuffed animals.
Axl: I want to bring you a T-shirt with that statue of the lady who's got wings but no head. It'll look cool when you're wearing it and you got no head.
Sue: Oh, you are not freezing my head.
Axl: Already put in the paperwork.
Sue: Mom!
Frankie: Mike.
Mike: Sue.
Sue: Rob.
Rob: Axl.

Frankie: Wait! Oh, okay, try to find free wi-fi so that you can e-mail us. Let us know when you change countries. And some cultures drink wine at lunch... it doesn't mean you have to.
Sue: Take pictures so we know what the world looks like.
Mike: [to Brick] Just stand for five seconds.
Axl: I got to go, got to go!
Mike: Hey, wait! If you get a chance, you should check out the Colosseum. I saw a show about it when I was a kid, and it looked really cool.
Axl: Okay, I'll find the show online and watch it.
Mike: No, I mean go to the thing.
Axl: I know. Just kidding. [Axl and Mike hug]