Blanche: For your information, I'm upset because I had a date, and he called and canceled.
Dorothy: Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Was it anybody special?
Blanche: Well, that's not the point. He might have taken me someplace where I'd meet someone who is.
Dorothy: You know, it's amazing. Beneath that thin veneer of superficiality, somehow, miraculously, there is another even thinner veneer.

Blanche: Well, Bushman awaits. You know, I learned something tonight. A relationship is more than sex and fun and videos and good times. Thank God this isn't a relationship.

Blanche: I just want to go on record as saying I am against this. That Cheeseman character could be following Miles, and there's no telling what he would do to me for information.
Dorothy: Blanche, you are really so self-centered. In the first place, no gangster is going to come here. And secondly, Blanche, this is important to Rose. Aren't you interested in Rose's happiness?
Rose: Happiness? I'm supposed to be happy? Just when I was getting on with my life, Miles shows up, and for a visit. He can't even stay. How am I gonna move on? How is my heart ever supposed to heal with Miles here?
Blanche: Do you really think I'm self-centered?

Woman #1: Did you say Claude Livaudais?
Louise: Yes.
Woman #1: My great-grandfather told stories of Claude Livaudais. He once sold horseshoes to a Union soldier.
Woman #2: Yankee.
Louise: No, no, I can explain.
Woman #1: Fie.
Woman #2: Traitor.
Blanche: Oy vey.

Blanche: Oh, I knew all along it was a bad idea to let Miles stay here. Oh, I'm too young to be struck down by a madman's bullet. I've gotta find some way out of this. [doorbell rings] I'll get it.

Dorothy: He's the guy who stood me up for my senior prom.
Blanche: Oh, Dorothy, I had no idea you were stood up for your prom. Oh, that's awful. I figured you didn't go, but to be stood up.

Dorothy: I'm talking about me. Oh, my revenge will be to make John feel as bad as he made me feel. I want him to see me, see my life, so he'll know exactly what he missed.
Blanche: She doesn't know a whole lot about revenge, does she?

Blanche: Time for my shake.
Dorothy: Honey, how you doin' with this diet?
Blanche: Oh, no problem. Piece of cake. Nice big piece of chocolate cake. Devil's food, smothered in whipped cream and coconut flakes. And a lobster.

Blanche: OK, Rose, come on, take the picture.
Sophia: I gotta hand it to you, Blanche. I never thought you'd fit into that thing.
Blanche: Well, all the pain and torture were worth it. George would be so proud of me. My body's just as lithe and taut as the day we were wed.
[As Blanche turns around, the dress is completely unzipped at the back]
Rose: Blanche! Nothing.
[Rose takes another photo]

Kendall: Blanche, I must commend you again. I have a feeling we're in for a weekend none of us is going to forget.
Blanche: Oh, I do declare, your sweet words could charm the mornin' dew right off of the honeysuckle.
Dorothy: That was good, Blanche. Now, do Br'er Rabbit.