‘You're Under Foot’
Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired January 7, 2014
When Beverly grows tired of Pops being in her way, she sends him to work with Murray at his old furniture store. Before long, Pops is taking over the store. Meanwhile, when Adam's crush Dana visits his bedroom and abruptly runs out, Barry and Erica give Adam some advice which leads to him giving away all his toys.
Quote from Pops
Pops: What the hell's that?
Murray: Ah, we do all our inventory on computers now.
Pops: What is this, the Star Wars?
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Bye.
Beverly: Don't say bye. Your S.A.T. prep course is at 4:00, so get your ass home after school.
Erica: I don't know what you're saying.
Beverly: Well, take off your walkboy.
Erica: It's called a walkman.
Beverly: Oh, now you can hear me?
Erica: I wish I couldn't.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Come on, pops. Let me win at least one.
Pops: That's a terrible lesson. I'm gonna beat your ass again real quick.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Bevy! Where's my other black sock?
Beverly: In your sock drawer.
Murray: That drawer is a wasteland of unmatched pairs. It's chaos!
Beverly: Then wear a different pair.
Murray: I've already got my black one on! Ugh! This is a nightmare!
Quote from Beverly
Barry: Ow! Ow! My tooth! My tooth!
Beverly: How do you hurt yourself eating cereal?
Barry: I bit the free toy!
Beverly: If it doesn't look like cereal, don't chew on it.
Quote from Pops
Pops: The tickets are all sold out. Let's roam around the bad neighborhoods until we find a scalper.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Can you do me a favor? Take my dad to work with you today.
Murray: He's been retired ten years. Why would he want to do that?
Beverly: I don't care what he wants. I want him out of here.
Quote from Pops
Pops: What about Sheila the redhead, who comes in Saturdays to do the books?
Murray: Oh, I got rid of her.
Pops: What?
Murray: Yeah, she'd been stealing from us for years.
Pops: That's the price you pay for great gams.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Now all you have to look at is Vic.
Vics: Oh, you've never seen my gams.
Murray: Oh, yeah, softball.
Pops: What's next, you give Vic's job to a robot?
Quote from Adam
Adam: Do you like Transformers?
Dana: What are they again?
Adam: Hello. They're robots in disguise. It's an exciting time in the franchise. They're branching out from vehicles to dinosaurs and insects.