Erica: Lainey's my new out-of-town guest, which means both of you, beat it.
Lainey: So, I just sat on a stinky bus for six hours to be used like some pawn in your battle with your roommate, who's now apparently your brother's new girlfriend?
Erica: And it's fun to get together.

Erica: Did I say you could use that?
Barry: Sorry. Just preparing a little something for my out-of-town guest. He may be peckish from his travels.
Erica: Geoff?
Barry: Ah, there's my guest now. Come, join me in the kitchen for some heated water. They're being real uppity about sharing actual food.

Erica: You misplayed this one, douche lord! Geoff will clearly be my out-of-town guest, which means all of you need to get out.
Geoff: No! You had your chance to make me your out-of-town guest, but you chose Barry. And then Lainey. Hey, Lainey. How you been?
Lainey: Not great. You?
Geoff: Pretty good.

Barry: Well, then, since Geoff remains my out-of-town guest, all you ladies must leave unless Lainey wants to stay.
Lainey: I don't.
Barry: Or Valley Erica?
Other Erica: Nope.
Barry: Then it's settled! Me and Geoff will stay in this room that's not ours. Have a taste of the chef's special. The secret's the heat.

Other Erica: Srini, open up. My roommate's a monster who refuses to cap the toothpaste.
Erica: She ate my Shark Bites. The world is her pantry! So, if anyone's out, it's her.

Coach Mellor: Hot damn, smells like Mama G's cookin' up a storm in here.
Beverly: Well, I figured it would be nice to send you off with full bellies.
Coach Mellor: Send us off? Did we do something wrong?
Coach Mellor: It's my fault, huh? I ate all your apples.
Beverly: No, you've both been very well behaved large and double-extra-large house guests. It's just that, at some point, it's time to leave the nest.