‘Muscles Mirsky’
Season 1, Episode 15 - Aired February 4, 2014
When Erica gets angry at Beverly's intrusions into her life, she asks her mother to give her more space and be trusting of her. When Beverly agrees to be more trusting, Erica sneaks off to a college frat party. Luckily for her, her mother is there to bail her out. Meanwhile, Adam's friendship with Emmy "Muscles" Mirsky is put to the test when Barry claims that men and women can never just be friends.
Quote from Adam
Adam: We got to do this.
Emmy: Fine. I'll give you a stupid kiss for one second.
Adam: Three seconds.
Emmy: Eyes open.
Adam: Eyes closed.
Emmy: Lights on.
Adam: Dimmed.
Emmy: Don't touch my hair or face.
Adam: I'm not gonna touch you. Gross.
Emmy: Thank you.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So, this is what happens when I trust you, huh? Guess who's disappointed now. If you were gonna guess me, you'd be right.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: You don't trust me and I keep doing untrustworthy things which makes you not trust me, and I'm so tired of it. When is this gonna be any different?
Beverly: Probably never. My mom used to do the same thing to me, and I swore I'd never do it to you, but here I am doing it. But look on the bright side, one day you'll have a daughter of your own not to trust.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Emmy, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I don't love you.
Emmy: You mean it?
Adam: Look. Sometimes, you meet a girl and you just know that she's the one. When you act like a wuss, she's the one that punches you hard. When you find a dead mouse, she's the one that helps you hide it under Barry's pillow. When you put too much confidence in a fart, she's the one that helps you bury your underpants in the woods behind the school. She's your friend. And you never, ever want to kiss her.
Emmy: Want to go get some worms?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to finish setting the mood before Lexy arrives. [Whale noises from tape player] [sighs] Whale sounds. Ladies can't resist their haunting song. Look it up.
Adam: I think you need a new encyclopedia.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Okay, here's my question. Can men and women be friends?
Pops: Oh, boy. I thought you were gonna ask me how to unhook a bra or something.
Quote from Pops
Pops: You know, come to think of it, I saw that movie with my friend Miriam. And we just might have left early to-
Well, you don't need to know why we left early.
Quote from Beverly
Murray: Get in the car right now!
Beverly: Murray, calm down. Just calm down. Erica, get in the car!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So, what happened?
Erica: It doesn't matter. All I know is that you were right not to trust me.
Beverly: But I do trust you.
Erica: No, you don't.
Beverly: I don't.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, let's go.
Murray: Give me a minute! Some guy's gonna show me his aquarium.