‘Muscles Mirsky’
Season 1, Episode 15 - Aired February 4, 2014
When Erica gets angry at Beverly's intrusions into her life, she asks her mother to give her more space and be trusting of her. When Beverly agrees to be more trusting, Erica sneaks off to a college frat party. Luckily for her, her mother is there to bail her out. Meanwhile, Adam's friendship with Emmy "Muscles" Mirsky is put to the test when Barry claims that men and women can never just be friends.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey! Enough! You two can argue anywhere you like, but "That's Incredible!" is on, and there's a one-legged model. I don't know how she's gonna walk the runway.
Beverly: Murray, I don't want to hear about your stupid TV show right now.
Murray: Stupid? Is it stupid that a baby can water ski? Is it stupid that someone taught rats to play basketball? No, that's not stupid. No, that's incredible!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Crack rock! Crack rock! (Sniffles) Erica's gonna take crack rocks.
Murray: Erica what?
Beverly: I read it in her diary. Not the decoy, but the real one. Her friends are participating in crack rock, and now Erica is also going to participate in crack rock.
Murray: Can't you just trust Erica enough to know that she's not gonna go out and eat crack with her friends?
Beverly: No! If my little baby so much as touches one piece of crack, then I have failed as a mother.
Murray: You usually say that for dramatic effect, but I agree with you on this one.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: Do you know what this is?
Erica: An egg.
Beverly: This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Erica: Yeah, quite a few.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Pops! Oh, thank God. I need you, man. Really bad.
Pops: Ah, I know that desperate cry for help. Lady trouble?
Quote from Adam
Adam: I'm all messed up. Barry said Emmy and I have sexual tension. I don't know what that is, but I think I got it, and now things are totally weird.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Men and women can be friends. Take me, I got plenty. Gloria and Sheila and Mabel.
Adam: Wait, aren't all of those your ex-girlfriends?
Pops: Oh, yeah. Well, they started out as friends, but I guess- Wait, Rose Boykin. She's a friend.
Adam: So, you never once kissed her.
Pops: Once. Maybe twice. Maybe a lot more.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I have to go home now.
Emmy: This is your home.
Adam: Then you have to go home now.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Harry and Sally are lovers!
Pops: I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that.
Adam: Emmy and I just watched it.
Pops: And?
Adam: They end up together, sucking on each other's faces like moray eels.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Do I kiss her or not?
Pops: I don't know. You've asked the one question that men and women have debated since the dawn of time. Nobody knows. Nobody on this planet.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Oh, I see what you're trying to do. You want me to suggest that we go out and track her down so you can still look innocent. Well, it's not going to work.
Beverly: Your baby girl is at a college frat house wearing a thin layer of bedding.
Murray: Holy [beep]. Let's go!