‘Mini Murray’
Season 1, Episode 3 - Aired October 8, 2013
When Adam tricks Pops in to taking him to see a scary movie, he is not prepared for how frightening the movie will be. Back home, a scared Adam rushes into the arms of his mother, but a bigger horror awaits when his she finds out about his trip to the cinema. Meanwhile, when Barry wants Murray to buy him an expensive pair of sneakers, Murray teaches him a lesson about the value of a hard day's work. However, after Barry excels at the job and decides the furniture store is his future, Murray wonders whether he is teaching the right lesson.
Quote from Barry
Vic: Hey, Barry, there's a woman on the phone who said that you set aside two nightstands for her?
Barry: Yep. And set aside a one-night stand for your wife.
Vic: Wha-
Barry: Just busting balls. It's what we do.
Vic: Come on. That's what we do.
Quote from Barry
Murray: What the hell are you doing? Get out of my chair, go outside, play basketball. Or something.
Barry: Ah, screw basketball. It was a stupid dream. You were right. But furniture? That's where it's at.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, look at you! Ha, ha. You're a mini Murray! Chip off the old block.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Damn right he fired me. And you know why? 'Cause he's jealous. That's right. I sold the pink couch. And for a brief moment, you got to see what a good furniture salesman looks like. This. Yeah. Soak it in.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm done with you, I'm done with the store, and I'm done with furniture forever!
Murray: What does that even mean?
Barry: I reject all furniture! I'm going up to my room and getting rid of everything. I'll never be comfortable again.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Thanks for sleeping over, pops.
Pops: I'm sorry I didn't come sooner, kiddo. No man should have to bunk up with his mom for a week. No man.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: We're bad parents, aren't we?
Murray: We're not great, that's for sure.
Beverly: But who really is?
Murray: Well, uh, the blond people down the block. The ones with all the bikes. They're making it work.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: Here. I know you love Bill Murray and you wanted to see "Stripes", and I wouldn't let you. It's playing at the Dollar Theater.
Adam: Not interested.
Beverly: I hear they show boobs.
Adam: How many?
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Fine. One hug a week.
Beverly: One a day, Monday through Friday, weekends off.
Adam: Every other day, two seconds max.
Beverly: Five seconds.
Adam: Three and a half seconds. That's my final offer.
Beverly: Deal.
Quote from Murray
Barry Go away. Not talking to you.
Murray: That's okay. I'll do the talking.
Barry: Why? Did mom send you here?
Murray: Of course she did.