‘Mini Murray’
Season 1, Episode 3 - Aired October 8, 2013
When Adam tricks Pops in to taking him to see a scary movie, he is not prepared for how frightening the movie will be. Back home, a scared Adam rushes into the arms of his mother, but a bigger horror awaits when his she finds out about his trip to the cinema. Meanwhile, when Barry wants Murray to buy him an expensive pair of sneakers, Murray teaches him a lesson about the value of a hard day's work. However, after Barry excels at the job and decides the furniture store is his future, Murray wonders whether he is teaching the right lesson.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: If that's what you really think of me, then I have failed as a mother.
Quote from Barry
Murray:You're fired.
Barry: What? Why?
Murray: It's not working out.
Barry: Yes, it is. It's working out awesome. You just can't randomly fire me. I mean, you have to have cause.
Murray: Okay. It's 'cause you're a moron.
Barry: No. This is not happening. In fact, I fire you. That's right, you're fired.
Murray: (to the customers) You don't have to go.
Barry: No. No, no, no. You guys leave and come to my store instead.
Murray: He doesn't have a store.
Barry: Oh, yes, I do have a store. I'm opening one right across the street.
Murray: He's not opening across the street.
Barry: I just did!
Murray: No, you didn't.
Barry: And Ron Jaworski's really gonna go there.
Murray: You don't know Ron Jaworski.
Barry: And people are gonna treat each other nicely. It's gonna be a friendly working environment! Who's coming with me, huh? You! Vic, I'm doubling your salary. You work for me now.
Vic: Wait, for real?
Barry: For real, for real.
Murray: No, he's not going with you.
Barry: Toodle-oo!
Vic: His store sounds nice.
Murray: His store isn't real!
Quote from Barry
Adam: What are you doing?
Barry: Rejecting all furniture. What are you doing?
Adam: There's a ghost in the TV.
Barry: That's just stupid.
Quote from Pops
Beverly: And you shouldn't have let him see something so scary.
Pops: Not my fault. That movie was wildly mis-titled. There was neither a mouse nor a detective.
Quote from Murray
Murray: You're bruising the plums. What do you think I'm made of, fresh produce?
Quote from Barry
Barry: What if I told you one day there'd be a piece of technology that can guarantee I play professional basketball? Well, that day has come. The Reebok Pump. A cushion of air around the foot that literally allows you to defy the laws of gravity. And the amazing part? It's only $175.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Honey, I've got a pair of Reeboks upstairs you can have.
Barry: Oh, really? Can I please borrow your beige mom sneakers? My dream is to be a basketball superstar, not a nurse!
Quote from Murray
Barry: You have the money. Just get your pants and give it to me.
Beverly: Barry, your father's pants are not a bank.
Murray: Money comes from hard work, you moron.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Fine! But when I get to the NBA, and you want my autograph, I'm signing it, "Worst wishes Barry."