‘Lame Gretzy’
Season 1, Episode 17 - Aired March 11, 2014
When Murray tries to get involved with Adam's hobbies, it doesn't work out well, so Adam sets out to improve his hockey skills. Meanwhile, Beverly drives Erica crazy when she fires her S.A.T. tutor and takes the job herself.
Quote from Adam
Adam: My costume is so uncomfortable.
Murray: It's a jersey, not a costume. Geez.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: There he is, my little ice angel. Remember our rule, the real winner is safety.
Quote from Barry
Adam: I'm Freddy Krueger! I'm gonna haunt your dreams, fool!
Murray: What's he doing?
Barry: Just ignore him. He'll wear himself out.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: Okay, I don't want to make a big deal about this, but your entire life is literally riding on this one test.
Erica: You've made that very clear. Now stop hovering.
Quote from Beverly
(Beverly bangs pots together)
Erica: Aah! What the hell?
Beverly: This test is all about how you handle distraction. Focus your mind. Shut out the world.
Erica: Mom! I don't think there are going to be any explosions at the test center.
Beverly: You don't know that. It could be underneath a discotheque, or next to a fireworks factory, or in a bad part of South Philly, like where your gym teacher got arrested.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: You fired Wendy Woo?
Beverly: I fired Wendy Woo. She was happy, and kind, and patient. Ugh. Three terrible qualities in a tutor.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Erica, the fate of your college career rides on this one single test, and trust me, I know how important college is. The biggest regret of my life is dropping out to have you. Oh, that sounded awful. I am just gonna keep on talking until it fixes itself. Has it fixed itself?
Erica: No.
Beverly: I think it has.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I got news for you, Albert. I'm done with hockey. That's right. Adam spoiled the whole sport for me.
Pops: It happens. Sometimes the puck deflects off you and ricochets into your own goal.
Murray: No. He aimed. He shot. He scored. He danced!
Pops: I'm so sorry.
Quote from Murray
Pops: Why don't you just let the boy quit? He hates hockey.
Murray: For now. But when I force him to play against his will, he'll eventually become great.
And then his bitterness towards me will turn into love. That, my friend, is what it means to be a dad.