‘I Caddyshacked the Pool’
Season 3, Episode 4 - Aired October 14, 2015
Adam comes up with an excuse to not swim in class because he is embarrassed of his changing body, but Coach Mellor says he will fail him unless he participates. So he comes up with a plan that could affect his friendship with Dave Kim. Meanwhile, Erica struggles to find an identity, so she creates a club at school, but Barry ruins the experience for her when he joins the club as well.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Aw, it's just like when we saw that "We are the Earth" song.
Quote from Erica
Erica: That's just a smorgasbord of absurd things mashed together in one ridiculous human.
Quote from Barry
Erica: You're a poser.
Barry: Copied my insult, ergo you're a poser. Logic! Barry wins!
Erica: You did not. Erica wins.
Pops: No, he won. You copied him. It was weak, sweetheart. Have a slice of pizza and be happy.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Nell Carter looks like she gives great hugs.
Murray: What's going on with you?
Quote from Adam
Adam: Those words make it so much worse. I'm never swimming again. Even if George Lucas invited me to a pool party in the swamps of Dagobah, I'd still say no. I mean, I'd go and check it out. How many chances do you have to meet Yoda? But I would not go into the pool.
Quote from Erica
Erica: I think that we focus on one issue that's super important today, helping the people of Africa.
Barry: Question.
Erica: What!
Barry: Why do you get to pick the issue?
Erica: Because it's the most important one.
Barry: To you, but what about the rain forest, or raising awareness for the Ozone, or why Air Jordans are so expensive.
Erica: Air Jordans? That's not even a cause.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Say, does anyone else have an issue to be made aware of? Perhaps my wonderful girlfriend has a few.
Lainey: Now that I think about it, there are, like, way too many nuclear weapons.
Barry: Ooh, that's a good one, put it down.
Quote from Barry
Andy: Yeah, but nuclear energy is cleaner than burning fossil fuels.
Barry: That's true, so write yes nukes.
Erica: But I just wrote no nukes.
Barry: Who else has an issue?
Johnny Atkins: Save the whales, bro. Gotta do it.
Geoff: Except the killer whales. They're bad because they're killers.
Johnny Atkins: So, I guess, save some whales?
Erica: That makes no sense.
Barry: Write it down!
Quote from Pops
Pops: Those poor schmucks think somebody had an accident, but it's just a candy bar. This movie is a hoot.
Quote from Adam
Pops: Things are just getting good. Where are you going, kiddo?
Adam: I've suddenly got a craving for a Baby Ruth.