‘I Caddyshacked the Pool’
Season 3, Episode 4 - Aired October 14, 2015
Adam comes up with an excuse to not swim in class because he is embarrassed of his changing body, but Coach Mellor says he will fail him unless he participates. So he comes up with a plan that could affect his friendship with Dave Kim. Meanwhile, Erica struggles to find an identity, so she creates a club at school, but Barry ruins the experience for her when he joins the club as well.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Consider it a Baritable donation to your social whatever club.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Look, I know not everyone of you is in peak physical condition like coach. A lot of you have got baby fat. Some of you are gangly, spaghetti-armed monsters. Others just look like a sack of paste. But if this is how you feel, then I am willing to make even the worst of you a little more comfortable.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What's shakin', bacon? You up for a little chat about, oh I don't know, Star Wars, robots, your body, video games?
Quote from Adam
Coach Mellor: Goldfarb, no suit again, I see. What is it this time?
Adam: I have a contagious butt rash.
Quote from Beverly
Coach Mellor: I think I can shed some light on what's going on here.
Beverly: Wow. Well, please do.
Coach Mellor: Your boy is self concious because of his wig.
Beverly: He doesn't wear a wig.
Coach Mellor: Well, I'm stumped. But you better figure something out, because an F in gym means Adam will never get to be a physical educator later in life.
Beverly: Oh no.
Coach Mellor: He'll also have to repeat the eighth grade.
Beverly: Oh no!
Coach Mellor: Yeah, probably should have led with that.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Look! Kenny Rogers and Kenny Logins. That's the two best Kennys in one room. Unheard of.