Beverly: You're throwing me a Pictionary party? I thought you hated it.
Murray: The game? Sure. It's the worst. But you want to feel connected, and I want to show you that we are. So I'm gonna go first. Turn the egg timer, buddy.
Bill Lewis: Okay. Here we go, Mur.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My dad was about to prove to my mom just how much of a team they really were. Sadly, he couldn't draw for crap.
Bill Lewis: Unless the word's "spaghetti pile," Mur's coming up short.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But then something truly special happened.
Beverly: Oh! That's obviously an ice cream cone.
Murray: You got it!
Dolores: Wait, how did you get ice cream cone from all that gobbledygook?
Beverly: Well, that is a seagull, which means the shore, which is where we all had soft serve and then Barry had to make in the ocean. [laughs]
Adam: People ran out like they saw Jaws.
Brea: I don't think the story needed more color, Adam.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And the craziest thing... my parents kept dominating.
Murray: Diner!
Beverly: Yes!
Dolores: Where? How? What?!
[later:]
Beverly: Spider! [Murray laughs]
Bill Lewis: You got that from a single dot?!
[later:]
Murray: Hairdresser.
Beverly: Bingo!
Brea: How are they doing this?
Adam: Through all their craziness and dysfunction, no two people know each other better in the world.
Brea: That's sweet. And yet let's never be like them.

Dolores: Give me that marker. Me and Bill have the magic touch, too.
Bill Lewis: A horse.
Dolores: What? Why would that be a horse?
Bill Lewis: Plain as day that's a pony's tongue.
Dolores: Why would I start by drawing the tongue?
Bill Lewis: Because it's the most expressive part of a horse.
Dolores: Okay, so you're saying you can tell a horse just by the tongue?
Bill Lewis: If it's done with nuance, yes.

Brea: Are you sure no one's gonna come down here?
Adam: The house is empty, and as soon as you climb into those soothing bubbles, all your cares will melt away.
Erica: Dude, no way. Geoff and I called dibs on these raging waters.
Geoff: Yeah, I have a tiny lumbar issue that could really use some hydrotherapy.
Barry: Yo, yo! Make a hole! I'm about to cannonball into this thing.
Adam: No! Brea and I were about to get in. Alone.
Barry: Your choice. Just know my mouth, butt, and feet were in there this morning.
Brea: I'm sorry, Adam. I can't.
Adam: As soon as he said "mouth," I knew it was over.
Erica: Nice try, but I'm sure the chlorine'll take care of your grodiness.
Barry: I will be wearing a Speedo.
Geoff: Yeah, I'm fine with my back pain.
Barry: Tub's yours.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sometimes what's familiar can be so much sweeter than what's brand-new.
Andy: H-Hey, the Jampilation.
Naked Rob: [sighs] Seems like just yesterday I was hanging from that 6-foot rim while holding my crotch. Where does the time go?

Geoff: Whoa!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's when he saw it, in all its majesty.
Geoff: Hello there, you.
Erica: The mannequin? You know that movie isn't real, right? And I can wear my hair like that if you want.
Geoff: No, the hat.
Erica: Yeah, it's nice, I guess.
Geoff: Nice? It's the same one that our prom limo driver wore. And he was the coolest.
Erica: Oh, yeah! Nigel from Manchester. Talked like a Beatle, but drove like a lunatic.
Geoff: At one point, we were on two wheels. In a limo.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And roll they did. Straight to campus with Geoff's new hat.
Erica: See? What did I tell you? You're really pulling that bad boy off.
Geoff: I know. I feel seen. That guy back there just dipped his sunglasses at me.
Erica: I believe that was a blind student, but you know what? Enjoy.

Lisa: Hey, Geoff, love the lid. You look like British miler Sebastian Coe. Not when he's running, when he's walking and doing errands and stuff.
Geoff: What a specific compliment.

AJ: We're having a little beer-garden party. You two should come.
Geoff: Cool. Can I get one for my friend here?
AJ:Um... I'm not sure it's his scene. His socks don't even match.
Barry: For your information, one of those socks is a puppet I made at camp.
Brett: [to Geoff] Anyway, stop by if you can.
AJ: Yeah.
Barry: And just like that, it's happening! Your dumb hat is changing things forever! But, luckily, I have the perfect solution. [throws Geoff's hat] Be gone! [Geoff catches his hat when it boomerangs] Aw, damn it! Even the wind is against me!

Adam: This should not be our social scene.
Brea: Or anyone's.
Bill Lewis: To be clear, kids, relationships aren't just about physical affection.
Dolores: It's the time spent together that's most important.
Adam: Thanks, older couple that I barely know.
Brea: I thought you said there'd be pizza.