‘Daddy Daughter Day’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired October 1, 2013
Before the new school term starts, Beverly wants to take Adam clothes shopping, but this year he thinks he's old enough to pick out his own clothing. Pops promises to help Adam pick out cool clothes to wear, but his trendy new clothes don't make it to the first day of the school. Meanwhile, Murray tries to spend a day with Erica at the roller-rink after it's pointed out that he's been uncomfortable parenting his daughter ever since she matured.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You are going to have a daddy-daughter day with Erica, like you used to do when she was little.
Murray: A whole day? I don't even like spending a day with myself. It's why I nap.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Fine. I'll do your daddy-daughter thing. But just know you're overreacting. I'm quite comfortable with the girl.
Erica: (Gets a box of tampons out of the grocery bag) Thanks, mom.
Beverly: Mm-hmm.
Murray: That was sitting in with the food?
Beverly: The whole time.
Murray: Throw all the food out. All of it!
Quote from Adam
Adam: I don't even like trains.
Pops: The sweater says you do.
Adam: Well, the sweater's a lie!
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Good news, Bev! I took the kid shopping.
Beverly: Oh, dad, I already bought him clothes.
Pops: Honey, this is the seventh grade we're talking about the big leagues. And we need to go for something less adorable and more dangerous.
Beverly: Trains are plenty dangerous. Do you remember Marge Grossman's son, Trace? He got his foot stuck in the track. Train came by, cut it right off.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: I always wash new clothes. You don't know who tried them on before you. Could've been a drifter.
Adam: What kind of drifter shops at the Willow Grove Mall?
Beverly: Well, what kind of drifter needs to buy new clothes when he already has perfectly good ones?
Adam: A drifter with a mom who drove him to drifting! The open road was his only way out!
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Holy God! You did shrink 'em on purpose!
Beverly: Okay, there are some ugly accusations flying around this house right now.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Barry, I got your message. Where's your father?
Barry: The rink. Can you please get him out of here? He's embarrassing me.
Beverly: Is that my fanny pack?
Barry: Just go!
Quote from Murray
Beverly: What are you even doing here?
Murray: This was your idea. You said take Erica out, so I brought her here.
Beverly: You brought your moody teenage daughter to a roller skating rink?
Murray: Mistakes were made. Some by me.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Adam is old enough to pick his own clothes. But it's all just going by so fast. And It's hard because every year he gets older, and I feel like I'm just having to say goodbye to a little boy I was just gettin' to know.
Quote from Beverly
Salesperson: Hey! What are you doing? We're closing.
Beverly: My beautiful boy needs a pair of acid-washed jeans, and he needs them right now.