‘Daddy Daughter Day’
Season 1, Episode 2 - Aired October 1, 2013
Before the new school term starts, Beverly wants to take Adam clothes shopping, but this year he thinks he's old enough to pick out his own clothing. Pops promises to help Adam pick out cool clothes to wear, but his trendy new clothes don't make it to the first day of the school. Meanwhile, Murray tries to spend a day with Erica at the roller-rink after it's pointed out that he's been uncomfortable parenting his daughter ever since she matured.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Also, I have a coupon. It expired a year ago. You will honor it.
Quote from Murray
Murray: I may not understand, uh you know, all this. You know? But that doesn't mean I'm not here for you. Obviously, go to your mother first. But if she's not around, I'm here for you.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Miss? Whoa. I need the next size up in these pants for my little boy. These are too tight in the crotchular region. In the crotchal region! I can't send my son to school like this, but I like the pants.
Quote from Murray
Erica: Hey, dad?
Murray: What?
Erica: Can I have 20 bucks?
Murray: No.
Erica: Please?
Murray: No!
Erica: It's for girl stuff.
Murray: Buh.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I know mom shrunk 'em on purpose.
Pops: Come on. She'd never do that.
Adam: Oh, yes, she would. You just don't know her.
Pops: I'm her father.
Adam: Pops, I'm telling you, that woman's an evil genius.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray! Oh, my God, look at your ankle! It's all swollen and ballooning.
Murray: What are you talking about? It's the other ankle.
Beverly: Oh.
Murray: Ballooning?
Quote from Barry
Barry: My name is Barry, but they call me Big Tasty I'm the number one rapper in the U.S.-asty. My rhymes are fresh, my flow is hasty, you'll be eatin' up my words like a fresh baked pastry. When I say "Big," you say "Tasty". Big.
Pops: What's happening?
Murray: I'll tell you what's happening. He's a moron. My God, stop it.