Adult Adam: [v.o.] Bill Lewis was crabbed! My mom's big murder-mystery party had gotten something even better... a real almost murder.
Beverly: Can you believe it? Someone tried to kill Bill. This is the best!
Dolores: Not for Bill! He's still a little splotchy around the tummy and neck.
Bill Lewis: Only the woman that loves me would want to study my nooks and crannies.
Beverly: Or maybe it's an act to throw us off her scent. Clearly, Dolores crabbed you to collect on your ample life insurance.
Bill Lewis: Please. She's the breadwinner. If anything, I'd crab her.
Dolores: Aw!

Essie Karp: What about Lou? We all saw the way he ogled Dolores in her Miss Cabernet dress.
Linda Schwartz: Lou? Is that true?
Lou Schwartz: She's a handsome lady. I enjoy her shape.
Dolores: This night has been great for my self-esteem.
Adam: But would someone really kill Mr. Lewis over his new bride's athletic frame?

Virginia Kremp: Well, on that note, I'm leaving.
Beverly: Why? Are you running from something? Perhaps a murder?
Virginia Kremp: Please. What reason would I have to gently crab Bill?
Beverly: I don't know. Perhaps you've had it out for him ever since he installed that hideous tile in your powder room.
Virginia Kremp: [gasps] It's not hideous! It's terracotta! Everyone loves terracotta!
Essie Karp: They really don't.
Linda Schwartz: It's a trash tile.
Virginia Kremp: You've gone too far.
Linda Schwartz: Wait! "U R NEX."
Essie Karp: An ominous and unfinished warning!
Beverly: Well, it couldn't have been Ginzy. She'd never ruin her own crappy coat.
Adam: Then who's the criminal mastermind? [thunder crashes]

Erica: Excuse me, Professor? I think you messed up. See, there was a bunch of stuff on the test I didn't know, so what are you gonna do to correct this?
Professor Wilma Howell: I do have one idea. For next week's lab, I'm gonna pair you with a stronger student. Your brother.
Erica: What? No.
Barry: Oh, yes, and I have so much to teach you.
Professor Wilma Howell: There you go.
Barry: Lesson one. [blows raspberry] Write that down.

Erica: [retches] Oh, God. That's the inside of a foot.
Barry: Okay, just back off. It's not my fault you don't know what you want to do with your life.
Erica: Of course I know. I want to be [retches] a-a doc... A doc... Toes. There's so many toes.
Barry: You can't even say "doctor"? Pathetic.
Erica: That's because I don't say, I do! Now gimme the foot!
Barry: No, stop! You're making the foot dance! It's hilarious, but not the time!
Erica: [grunts] Aah! Aah! The foot touched my foot!
Barry: No, don't kick it! Just pick it up, pick it up!
Erica: I'll just cover it with this bucket.
Barry: No, it's not a spider! It's a dead lady's kicker!

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out the best way to figure out what's right for you is by seeing strengths in others.
Barry: Erica, wait. Thank you.
Erica: It's the least I could do, since I almost ruined your life over a severed foot.
Barry: Well, I appreciate it. Did you ever consider being a lawyer?
Erica: Not really.
Barry: Well, you should, because you were really impressive back there.
Erica: I kind of was, wasn't I?
Barry: Truly. And whatever it is you do decide to do, I-I know you'll be awesome at it.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Sometimes, life can be one giant mystery, and it's not easy to solve, but you might be surprised where you end up, like being clued in to your loved one's favorite movie, or even pursuing a path in life you hadn't considered. In the end, if you keep exploring your passion and following your gut, one thing becomes clear, you'll find yourself exactly where you should be, ready to take on the whole, wide world.