Adult Adam: [v.o.] Bill Lewis was crabbed! My mom's big murder-mystery party had gotten something even better... a real almost murder.
Beverly: Can you believe it? Someone tried to kill Bill. This is the best!
Dolores: Not for Bill! He's still a little splotchy around the tummy and neck.
Bill Lewis: Only the woman that loves me would want to study my nooks and crannies.
Beverly: Or maybe it's an act to throw us off her scent. Clearly, Dolores crabbed you to collect on your ample life insurance.
Bill Lewis: Please. She's the breadwinner. If anything, I'd crab her.
Dolores: Aw!