Virginia Kremp: Well, on that note, I'm leaving.
Beverly: Why? Are you running from something? Perhaps a murder?
Virginia Kremp: Please. What reason would I have to gently crab Bill?
Beverly: I don't know. Perhaps you've had it out for him ever since he installed that hideous tile in your powder room.
Virginia Kremp: [gasps] It's not hideous! It's terracotta! Everyone loves terracotta!
Essie Karp: They really don't.
Linda Schwartz: It's a trash tile.
Virginia Kremp: You've gone too far.
Linda Schwartz: Wait! "U R NEX."
Essie Karp: An ominous and unfinished warning!
Beverly: Well, it couldn't have been Ginzy. She'd never ruin her own crappy coat.
Adam: Then who's the criminal mastermind? [thunder crashes]