Hilary Quote #256

Quote from Hilary in Hex and the Single Guy

Will: Hil, Hil, listen. Um, about you dating Trevor... Oh, gosh, how can I put this gently? I can't, he's dead.
Carlton: Will, Hilary's been through a lot. I'm sure she has a rational explanation for what she's saying.
Hilary: Of course, I do. There's a TV psychic who can channel Trevor's spirit.
Carlton: Okay, I owe you one.
Hilary: His name is Skorpius and I've arranged for a seance.
Philip: Hilary, sweetheart. You don't really believe in this seance mumbo jumbo, do you?
Hilary: Believe in it? I spent $300 for it.
Philip: Honey, you spent $300 on a seance?
Hilary: Not on the seance, for the seance.

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Will: Why? Because y'all the same height?
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