Skorpius: Trevor has left the building.
Hilary: I didn't get a chance to say goodbye.
Ashley: Couldn't we try again?
Skorpius: I couldn't possibly traverse the void again. Tonight, that is. Of course, there's always tomorrow.
Carlton: And miss Saved By The Bell? I don't think so.

Will: Hey, y'all, check it out, I got me a party to hit. So if I hook up with some babe tonight, I promise to practice safe hex.

Philip: You all right, sweetheart?
Ashley: I think I sprained my ankle, and my big tournament is tomorrow. Why would the machine go haywire like that?
Carlton: It's the you-know-what. I'm telling you, Dad, it's gonna pick us off one by one until we all end up on Unsolved Mysteries.

INS Agent: Geoffrey Butler, I'm agent Wanda Davis, lmmigration and Naturalization. You're in this country illegally.
Will: Uncle Phil.
INS Agent: No buts, Butler. You're being deported. Let's go.
Carlton: Oh, God. The hex has gone international.
Uncle Phil: Don't worry, I'll get the best lawyer in town.
Geoffrey: I don't need a lawyer. What I need is a judge who can be bought off, like you.
Philip: I was framed, I tell you, framed.

Hilary: Guess who I'm going out with tonight?
Will: No, no, no. Let me out. Let me out.
Philip: Who, sweetheart?
Will: Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike?
Hilary: Trevor.
Will: No!

Vivian: Geoffrey. It's Halloween. It's supposed to be fun for the children.
Geoffrey: Oh, tell it to Barney.

Philip: Hilary is just exhibiting that old Banks resiliency. Why, if you ask me, I'd say she's back to normal.
Geoffrey: Whatever that is.
Hilary: [enters] Guess who I'm going out with tonight?
Philip: Who, sweetheart?
Hilary: Trevor.

Philip: What is this bill, Vivian? Two thousand dollars for flowers?
Vivian: That's for Trevor's perpetual care.
Philip: What?
Vivian: He was Hilary's fiance.
Philip: Oh, they get you coming, they get you going.

Hilary: Skorpius says I need to bring at least four loved ones to create enough psychic energy to reach Trevor. So, what do you guys say?
Geoffrey: I say, thank God, I'm not a loved one.

Hilary: You don't understand. Trevor's bungee accident left everything up in the air. [Will stops himself from interjecting] I need closure.