Hilary Quote #259

Quote from Hilary in Hex and the Single Guy

Skorpius: I will now make contact with Trevor Collins. Everyone join hands. Spirit guides, I summon you. This humble earthly vessel awaits. Fill me with your essence.
Will: Seem like some medium ain't paid their electric bill, huh?
Skorpius: I'm getting a message from the spirits. Oh, they wish me to tell you: "Shut your pie hole." Oh, I feel a presence in the room. A tall, good-looking man whose life revolves around news.
Hilary: That's Trevor. I know his vibration.

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