Fez: Damn. That's a nice crop of SLOPPs.

Jackie: Look at who decided to finally show up.
Hyde: Jackie, are you still mad? Come on, man, this is not a big deal. I mean, six months ago, you would have thought this is really funny.
Jackie: Yeah, six months ago. Steven, you can't act like this forever. I need to know the guy I'm in love with isn't gonna blow me off for a room full of toys.
Hyde: That's not a guarantee I can ever give you.
Jackie: Well, things are changing, Steven. I mean, we're practically grown up.
Hyde: Yeah, and you know what? I'm just trying to have a little fun before I settle down and life goes to crap.
Jackie: Is that what you think? That life with me will be crap?
Hyde: That's not what I said.
Jackie: No, it's okay. At least now I know how you feel.
Hyde: Jackie.

Patty Ryals: I'm sorry, I don't remember our date, Barry.
Bob: It's Bob.
Patty Ryals: But since it is Christmas Eve and we are both alone, would you like to get some dinner?
Bob: I like the way you're thinking.
Patty Ryals: Or we could skip dinner.
Bob: Well, I'm more active with a burger in me.

Kelso: Hey, Hyde, you and Jackie fix things up?
Hyde: I don't know, man. If she wants to ruin Christmas, fine by me, 'cause I am not playing her game.
Fez: It's the stupid needy kids who are playing games. They took all of our games.

Donna: Look what I found in the bakery, curled up in the fireplace.
Eric: What the hell? You guys just left me there. If I hadn't landed on, well, some of the most delicious baked goods that I ever tasted, I very well could have starved to death.
Hyde: All right, man, I'll make it up to you, 'cause I got a Christmas present for everybody.
[circle:]
Hyde: This is one messed up Christmas, man. You guys are all starting to look like elves.
Kelso: [wearing elf hat] That must have freaked you out.
Eric: It's gonna fall off.
Donna: It's okay.
Eric: Oh, my God, it is gonna fall off.
Donna: It's okay.
Eric: Okay.
Fez: Let me give you my recipe for holiday cheer. Take one SLOPP, add half a bottle of schnapps, then stir freely with Fez. It is a wonderful life.

Red: Merry Christmas, Son.
Eric: Oh, my God. You finally got me an Evel Knievel stunt cycle!
Kitty: Ooh, you can go outside in your new raincoat and give it a try.
Eric: Ooh. [toy falls apart in Eric's hands]
Kitty: Oh, Red. Not again.
Red: Well, it's his own damn fault for wanting a toy that's so fun.