Red Quote #642
Red: Merry Christmas, Son.
Eric: Oh, my God. You finally got me an Evel Knievel stunt cycle!
Kitty: Ooh, you can go outside in your new raincoat and give it a try.
Eric: Ooh. [toy falls apart in Eric's hands]
Kitty: Oh, Red. Not again.
Red: Well, it's his own damn fault for wanting a toy that's so fun.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.