Fez: Oh, I'm so nervous about working with Nina today. It's like, now that we did it, I never want to see her face again.
Hyde: Yeah, you did it, all right.

Kelso: Hey, hey. Look who's wearing a $27 sweater.
Hyde: Jackie, you can't keep that sweater.
Jackie: Why not?
Hyde: Because it's from Kelso.
Jackie: Yeah, but it's so pink and fuzzy that it just makes up for it.
Eric: Kelso, she's someone else's girlfriend. What are you doing?
Kelso: I'm not doing anything. And it's working.

Eric: Mom, you need to talk to Dad.
Kitty: I don't know why you're surprised he's upset. Why did you have to get engaged? And why did you have to tell your father? He's not stable, Eric.
Eric: Okay, fine. I'll talk to him myself.
Donna: Eric, be careful. I looked deep into Red's eyes, and I saw... Well, I just saw me upside down and tiny, but he looked mad.
Eric: You know what? I don't care. I'm going down to Price Mart. And if I don't come back, then, Donna, please move on with your life.

Eric: Okay, Dad. You can ignore me and you can call my girlfriend names, but here's the thing. Donna and I are getting married. Okay? Whether you like it or not.
Red: But you're too young. And you're throwing your life away.
Eric: [scoffs] You said I was throwing my life away when I quit T-ball.
Red: And I was right about that too. You're not marrying her, and that's final.
Eric: Well, Dad, you can't stop me. Okay? I'm gonna be graduating soon. I'll be on my own. I have a job. I mean, I make enough money to pay for the wedding myself.
Red: Well, that's great. [clears throat] But you don't have a job. You're fired.
Eric: What?
Red: You're fired. Let's see you pay for a wedding now. Punch out and empty your locker.
Eric: Fine! But I'm keeping the smock!
Red: Give me the smock!

Hyde: Jackie. Happy birthday.
Jackie: Steven, you shouldn't have. Oh. It's a Led Zeppelin T-shirt. And it's used!
Hyde: Yeah, that's my favorite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it.
Jackie: Aw, Steven, I love it. Do I have to wear it?
Hyde: No.
Jackie: [gasps] Steven, I love it.

Kelso: [operatic singing] Happy Birthday!
Jackie: Oh. Is this for me?
Kelso: Yeah.
Hyde: Jackie, it's your birthday?
Kelso: Ah, I figured you knew. A good boyfriend would have, but whatever.
Hyde: Hey, why didn't you tell me, man? I would have gotten you something.
Jackie: Well, I didn't want to make a big deal about it. 'Cause I'm trying not to care so much about gifts and material things, and- [gasps] Oh, it's not working, because this is beautiful. Oh, I'm gonna go try it on. Thank you.

Kelso: That sweater wasn't on sale or anything. Paid full price. Pretty sweet, huh?
Jackie: Yes. But it gets less sweet the more you talk about it.
Kelso: Sorry. I'm done. [chuckles] Twenty-seven dollars!

Hyde: Attention, everyone. My friend Fez has some wonderful news.
Fez: [clears throat] Knock, knock.
Kelso: Who's there?
Fez: I did it! [cheering]
Eric: All right, Fez.
Kelso: Nah! Wait! Wait. I want to hear this. "I did it" who?

Hyde: Just take it off.
Kelso: Leave it on.
Fez: Take it off. Let's see some skin.
Eric: Yeah. Take it off.
Kelso: Why is everyone against me?
Fez: Because you're telling a girl to keep her top on.
Kelso: That's true. Take it off.

Nina: Go ahead.
Fez: After you. Here. Let me, um...
Nina: No, I know how it goes.
Fez: Okay. Just- I'm just trying to help.
Nina: Now it's stuck.
Fez: You just have to give it a yank.
Nina: This is just like last night!