Eric: Kelso, I need to use your bathroom.
Kelso: [opens door] Nope. There's nobody here. Of course, I can't see people who don't have parties for their friends. So maybe there is somebody here, and I just can't see 'em. I can't see you, Eric!
Eric: Kelso, I really need to use the bathroom.
Fez: Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you kicked us out of Donna's house, you party pooper.
Kelso: Yeah.
Fez: No party, no pooper!
Kelso: Nice.
Fez: Yeah, it really was. No party, no pooper!

Red: What are you doing here? I thought Eric was with you.
Fez: Eric is always with me... in spirit.
Red: Don't pussyfoot around. I make three phone calls, you're back on that raft you floated in on.
Fez: Eric is at Donna's.
Jackie: Fez!
Fez: I fear the open sea.

Red: Well, look who's here. Oh, say, Eric. The morning paper didn't come. So I thought that you could tell me a story while I eat. I know how good you are at making up stories.

Eric: You know what, Dad? Oh, my God. You're right. Y- I have been lying and acting immature, and keeping secrets. And I swear to God, I'm just as sick of it as you are. So, here's the truth. Donna and I are engaged.
Hyde: I get his room.
Red: You're engaged?
Eric: Yeah. I already gave her the ring.
Red: Kitty, are you hearing this?
Kitty: Yes, I am. And for the first time too.
Eric: Well, it's true. So, if I'm gonna be ready to be married, which I am then I guess I should be ready to tell you the truth. So, there it is. Wow. That felt great. [chuckles] I'm gonna go see my fiance. Wow, that felt great too. What a great day!

Kitty: Okay. Okay, this is good. We're all being open here. Does anybody have anything else they wanna get off their chest?
Hyde: Mrs. Forman, I hate my jacket.
Kitty: Oh, well, now we're just trying to hurt each other.

Kitty: [answers phone] Hello?
Fenton: Hello, is, uh, Mr. Forman there?
Kitty: No, I'm sorry. You just missed him. Can I take a message?
Fenton: Yes. This is, uh, Fenton from All That Glitters. Um, Mr. Forman bought a ring here, and I'm calling to tell him it's ready. And, ah, oh, it looks fabulous.
Kitty: He bought me a ring?
Fenton: Oh, uh... [clears throat] I, uh... I hope it wasn't a surprise. Perhaps you shouldn't know that I called. Um... Uh, could you let Mr. Forman know that I called. I mean, um... You shouldn't know that he bought you... Oh! Now I've made a messy. [hangs up]

Donna: Okay. Okay, dinner is all ready. I just had to add the secret ingredient: love. By the way, "love" is salt.

Kitty: I was wondering if I might look at that ring you called Mr. Forman about that he doesn't know I know about yet.
Fenton: Oh. I don't think I'm supposed to show you, but... but I do a lot of things behind this counter I'm not supposed to do. So, hmm.
Kitty: This is an engagement ring.
Hyde: An engagement ring? Uh-oh.
Kitty: Why would Red give me a diamond ring?
Hyde: Maybe it's a menopause diamond. You know, for a happy menopause. Oh, oh, it's engraved. "To Donna."
Fenton: You're a lucky woman, Donna. I mean, Mr. Forman seems a tad young for you but, uh, men and women are doing all sorts of things we never used to do, hmm?
Kitty: Oh, my goodness! This is from Eric to- Eric and Donna are engaged?
Hyde: Well, if they are, I'm learning it here for the first time.
Fenton: So, Mr. Stuntman. Mm-hmm. Are you from Hollywood?

Donna: Did you find-
Eric: [runs to the bathroom] Don't stop loving me!

Hyde: Hey, Forman, this is about to get ugly. So if you have to go potty, now's a good time.