‘The Kids Are Alright’
Season 6, Episode 1 - Aired October 29, 2003
Eric is desperate to get out of the house and move to Madison, but it's clear Kitty is struggling to work and take care of Red after his heart scare. Meanwhile, Jackie finally chooses between Kelso and Hyde.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: I chose Steven, and I'm gonna tell him today. I cannot wait to see the look on his face. Oh, my god! What if he cries?
Donna: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Jackie: Oh, I'll make him cry. You watch and see.
Quote from Eric
Fez: Welcome home, Dad!
Red: You! You got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter.
Fez: Hey, I did you a favor. That girl's been passed around this town...
Kitty: No!
Eric: No!
Kitty: Okay, you have already given him one heart attack. That's enough. Now hush.
Eric: Hey, look, buddy. Raisinettes.
Fez: Mmm.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Oh, my heart.
Eric: Dad!
Kitty: Red!
Red: I... Just thought I'd break the tension. That's gonna come in handy.
Kitty: Okay, no more fake heart attacks. Next time you clutch your chest, you'd better see a bright light and some dead relatives.
Quote from Laurie
Laurie: Hey, little brother. Hey, hubby.
Fez: Don't "hubby" me. I'm mad at you.
Laurie: Aw. But I brought you a souvenir.
Eric: Oh, look, Fez. A genuine Cancun shot glass, still sticky with tequila.
Fez: Oh, you shouldn't have.
Laurie: No biggie. Some guy left it in my room.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: Steven, how could you go out with another girl when I chose you?
Hyde: Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso, I meant choose me, right then. Making me sit around and wait it out is immature.
Jackie: I want what I want when I want it. What is so immature about that?
Hyde: Forget it, Jackie. Maybe you're just not my type.
Kelso: Whoa. That was rough. Even I've had a better day than you and my head swelled up to 5 times its normal size.
Quote from Red
Red: [enters] Yeah, it's bacon. And I don't care if you tell your mother. She doesn't scare me.
Kitty: [o.s.] Eric, I almost forgot...
[Red runs out]
Quote from Kitty
Eric: Mom?
Kitty: [wakes up] Fabric softener! I'm up!
Donna: Mrs. Forman, are you okay?
Kitty: Oh, sure. Oh, God. I'm late for work.
Eric: You're working tonight?
Kitty: Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time. Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner.
Eric: But you worked all day.
Kitty: I know. I gotta go. Okay, there's food in the... Oh, who am I kidding? There's no food.