Eric Quote #663

Quote from Eric in The Kids Are Alright

Fez: Welcome home, Dad!
Red: You! You got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter.
Fez: Hey, I did you a favor. That girl's been passed around this town...
Kitty: No!
Eric: No!
Kitty: Okay, you have already given him one heart attack. That's enough. Now hush.
Eric: Hey, look, buddy. Raisinettes.
Fez: Mmm.

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Kitty: Okay, here you go. Egg whites only. No yolks, they're bad for you.
Red: But the yellow part is the baby bird. That's the part I wanna eat.
Kitty: Sorry. Too much cholesterol. Which also means no bacon. Just good old heart-healthy ham.
Eric: Mmm. Bacon. That is so good. That is so much better than ham.

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Doctor: [to Red] What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy.
Eric: Okay, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boatload of dead commies.