Quote from Kitty in The Kids Are Alright
Eric: Mom? Kitty: [wakes up] Fabric softener! I'm up! Donna: Mrs. Forman, are you okay? Kitty: Oh, sure. Oh, God. I'm late for work. Eric: You're working tonight? Kitty: Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time. Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner. Eric: But you worked all day. Kitty: I know. I gotta go. Okay, there's food in the... Oh, who am I kidding? There's no food.