Donna: My parents are renewing their wedding vows.
Eric: Wait, so double-dating degenerates and skeezy bar hags just lost its appeal?
Hyde: You'd be amazed how fast skeezy bar hags lose their appeal. But then, like, two beers later, it all comes roaring back.

Donna: Finally, the insanity's over. You know, I'm really happy about this, Eric, and you should be, too. My parents have been driving me nuts, and I've probably been a little moody lately.
Eric: No. God, you haven't been moody. [mouths to Hyde] So moody.

Fez: Left leg, yellow. Will someone please help me get my pants off?
Eric: No!

Donna: Quit it.
Eric: Are you sure you have to help your parents with their wedding vows?
Donna: Yes. Quit it.
Eric: I got a vow. I vow... to kiss you so hard your pretty little red head pops off. Yeah.
Donna: No.
Eric: I could make that happen.
Donna: Quit it.
Eric: Donna, I'm sorry... But pinning me only makes it sexier.

Bob: So both the ceremony and reception will be completely green and gold... In honor of the Packers.
Red: That's... classy, Bob.
Bob: And Red, since you and I have a special bond, I'd like you to be my best man.
Red: [laughs] Really?
Bob: Yep.
Red: Well, I don't know, Bob.
Kitty: Oh, I think that is just lovely. [slaps Red's head]
Red: Yeah. Fine. I'd love to be your best man.

Bob: And, Kitty, since you and Midge are so close, she'd like to ask you a special favor.
Kitty: Oh, Bob. I would be honored to be Midge's...
Bob: She'd like you to bring chairs.
Kitty: Chair-bringer.

Kitty: Well, can you beat that? Midge and I are much better friends than you and Bob.
Red: Well, men's friendships are...
Kitty: All of my life I have wanted to be a bridesmaid. None of my friends have ever asked me to be a bridesmaid.
Red: Well, that's 'cause you're too pretty.
Kitty: Oh, can it. That's not gonna work. I am gonna be a bridesmaid.
Red: Hey, wanna be the best man?

Fez: Why do we have to get all dressed up for this stupid rehearsal dinner?
Eric: Because my mom said so.
Hyde: And we don't argue with mommy.

Laurie: Here, loser, Mom wants you to put this on.
Kelso: Hey, Laurie.
Laurie: Where have you been, you idiot?
Kelso: Oh, well, Jackie was...
Laurie: I told you never to say that name to me. We have a relationship!
Kelso: See, that's true, so...
Laurie: Shut up!

Kelso: Jackie, hear me out. I am not helping with any of the wedding stuff.
Jackie: Good.
Kelso: Oh, nice try, Jackie, but the reverse psychology's not gonna work on me. My mind's too powerful.
Jackie: Whatever.
Kelso: Okay. No, wait. Jackie, that's confusing! I'm not chasing after you! [follows Jackie]