Bob: Well, got to go pick up my green and gold tux. It's a special order. Guy looked at me like I was an idiot. [Red looks at Bob] Yeah. That was the look.

Leo: I'm sorry, man, I must have lost your film. Are you sure it was this hut?

Kelso: Okay. So, Jackie hasn't made me read a single bride's magazine. I'm telling you, man. Ever since I set her house on fire, she's been acting really weird.
Eric: Hey, you know, when I'm trying to get in good with Donna, you know what works for me? I don't set her house on fire.
Kelso: Yeah. Oh, sure. Hindsight's 20/20.

Red: Excuse me. Ahem. Hello? Listen up, you bastards! I'm sorry about the, uh, the bastards thing. Anyway, I'd like to make a special toast to two very special people, Bob and Midge.
All: Aw.
Red: Bob and Midge. Bobby and Midgie. Here's to Bob and Midge!
Kitty: Yay.
Midge: Red, that was a lovely toast.
Red: Well, thanks.

Midge: Kitty, I have another big favor to ask.
Kitty: Uh-huh.
Midge: At the ceremony, I'm wearing something old, something new, something borrowed, and I wondered if you had something blue I could borrow.
Kitty: No, but I have something sharp and rusty I'd love to give you. [laughs]

Eric: Hey, good-lookin', have a cocktail wienie?
Donna: Leave me alone.
Eric: What? That's not a metaphor. Look, cocktail wienies.

Donna: My God, can you believe it?
Eric: I know, it's unbelievable.
Donna: These are wedding vows, Eric, vows. They're supposed to mean something.
Eric: Well, yeah. That's what I said, and I was told to shut up.
Donna: Shut up.

Donna: What is this?
Eric: Scotch and soda.
Donna: [drinks] Uh, that's not Scotch.
Eric: You're right. It's a Shirley Temple. I just, I didn't wanna say that 'cause it sounded like something Christy McNichol would drink, so...

Donna: God. Their marriage almost ended. They put me through hell, and now that they're getting back together, it's like it doesn't even mean anything. How am I supposed to write about love when they are the worst example in the entire world?
Eric: No, no. Okay, look, they may not be the best example, but they do love each other. They just can't express it, or... Really any thoughts more complex than "I'm hungry." But the important thing is that they really do love each other.
Donna: Yeah. I guess they do.
Eric: They do! You know they do. And that's why they need you to say what they can't say... Because, despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart. Look, write the vows that you would write. And, Donna, I know... I know it'll be great.

Hyde: Hey, Leo, man. You all set?
Leo: Totally, man. I got everything.
Hyde: Great. Where's the camera?
Leo: I got everything but the camera... [laughs] Or the film or the flashcubes. I got nothing, man.
Hyde: Leo, man, the Fotohut is loaded with that stuff.
Leo: I know. It's ironic, isn't it?
Hyde: And yet, not surprising.