Eric Quote #512
Quote from Eric in Love, Wisconsin Style
Bob: And then I told Donna she was grounded, and she said no.
Kitty: She said no?
Eric: Can you do that?
Red: No.
Bob: I need your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy.
Eric: Oh, Dad, you know what's good? Threaten her with the old foot in the ass.
Features in the collection: Red Forman: My Foot in Your Ass.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Forman: My Foot in Your Ass’
Quote from Red in On with the Show
Red: Have you been in bed all day?
Eric: Yeah, I have. I've been reading the Jack Kerouac classic On The Road. See, as I see it, why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?
Red: You have got to be the laziest non-communist I've ever met. And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It's called On The Road To In Your Ass.
Quote from Red in Till the Next Goodbye
Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years!
[The background behind Red and Kitty sways as Eric stares at them]
Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
‘Love, Wisconsin Style’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Let me get this straight. Donna wanted to get back together and you said no?
Eric: I said no.
Red: You said no?
Kitty: Dumbass!
Quote from Red
Eric: Look, I have my reasons, okay?
Kitty: What could they be? What could they possibly be?
Eric: Casey dumps her and she comes to me? Okay, I'm not a rebound.
Red: So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete. The only smart thing about you is your mouth. And look at you.
Kitty: Red- Red, he looks fine. He's just so darn stupid! I'm- I'm very upset.
Quote from Eric
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Eric: So, my mom and I were at The Hub getting ice cream and we caught Donna with Casey skipping school. And she was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. It was like- It was like Sue Ellen on Dallas.
Hyde: You went to The Hub for ice cream with your mommy? [chuckles] Why would you tell me that?
Fez: Hyde, the point is, he went for ice cream without us. You cannot pick up a phone?
Kelso: You know who can't pick up a phone? Jackie. I broke up with her and she never calls to even say hi or to offer me sad, but hot break-up sex. I mean, that's just selfish.
Eric: Guys, my mom's over at the Pinciottis' right now telling Bob about Donna being drunk. You can't do that kind of stuff in the middle of the afternoon. It'll mess with your-your-your- your-your-your- thinking thing. You know what I'm saying.
Hyde: Yeah, you got to stay sharp, man. That's why I keep myself pure until 3:00. [checks watch] That's why I keep myself pure until 2:00. [chuckles] I'm not wearing a watch.