Eric: Look, I have my reasons, okay?
Kitty: What could they be? What could they possibly be?
Eric: Casey dumps her and she comes to me? Okay, I'm not a rebound.
Red: So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete. The only smart thing about you is your mouth. And look at you.
Kitty: Red- Red, he looks fine. He's just so darn stupid! I'm- I'm very upset.

Bob: And then I told Donna she was grounded, and she said no.
Kitty: She said no?
Eric: Can you do that?
Red: No.
Bob: I need your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy.
Eric: Oh, Dad, you know what's good? Threaten her with the old foot in the ass.

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Eric: So, my mom and I were at The Hub getting ice cream and we caught Donna with Casey skipping school. And she was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. It was like- It was like Sue Ellen on Dallas.
Hyde: You went to The Hub for ice cream with your mommy? [chuckles] Why would you tell me that?
Fez: Hyde, the point is, he went for ice cream without us. You cannot pick up a phone?
Kelso: You know who can't pick up a phone? Jackie. I broke up with her and she never calls to even say hi or to offer me sad, but hot break-up sex. I mean, that's just selfish.
Eric: Guys, my mom's over at the Pinciottis' right now telling Bob about Donna being drunk. You can't do that kind of stuff in the middle of the afternoon. It'll mess with your-your-your- your-your-your- thinking thing. You know what I'm saying.
Hyde: Yeah, you got to stay sharp, man. That's why I keep myself pure until 3:00. [checks watch] That's why I keep myself pure until 2:00. [chuckles] I'm not wearing a watch.