Quote from Eric in Love, Wisconsin Style
[circle:] Eric: So, my mom and I were at The Hub getting ice cream and we caught Donna with Casey skipping school. And she was drunk, in the middle of the afternoon. It was like- It was like Sue Ellen on Dallas. Hyde: You went to The Hub for ice cream with your mommy? [chuckles] Why would you tell me that? Fez: Hyde, the point is, he went for ice cream without us. You cannot pick up a phone? Kelso: You know who can't pick up a phone? Jackie. I broke up with her and she never calls to even say hi or to offer me sad, but hot break-up sex. I mean, that's just selfish. Eric: Guys, my mom's over at the Pinciottis' right now telling Bob about Donna being drunk. You can't do that kind of stuff in the middle of the afternoon. It'll mess with your-your-your- your-your-your- thinking thing. You know what I'm saying. Hyde: Yeah, you got to stay sharp, man. That's why I keep myself pure until 3:00. [checks watch] That's why I keep myself pure until 2:00. [chuckles] I'm not wearing a watch.