Fez Quote #843
Quote from Fez in Stone Cold Crazy
Fez: Holy crap, it's Caroline!
Randy: Who is Caroline?
Hyde: She went out with Fez. But he broke up with her 'cause she's crazy. Which is ironic, because that's probably why she went out with him in the first place.
Fez: Guys, I can't let her see me. [holds menu in front of face] Hide me.
Randy: Where should we hide you, Fez?
Caroline: Fez!
Fez: Well played, you son of a bitch.
Features in the collection: Fez: You Son of a Bitch.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Fez: You Son of a Bitch’
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Fez in Dine and Dash
Fez: Uh, yes, excuse me. Um, would you please send your finest imported beer to Caroline and tell her that when I said "Hi" what I meant was, "I'll take you like a stallion." You got that? Like a stallion?
Jackie: Fez, stop ordering stuff.
Fez: Okay, you need to chill out, little girl. Didn't you hear Kelso? The Vineyard is having a dine-and-dash promotion. Everything is free.
Jackie: It's not free, Fez. "Dine and dash" is when you run out without paying.
Fez: So it's stealing? This isn't going to help me with Caroline, is it? Excuse me.
[After Fez whispers to Donna, she whispers to Eric, who gives Kelso a "wet willy"]
Kelso: Hey!
Fez: That's from me, you son of a bitch.
‘Stone Cold Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, please, no! All right, Kitty, Kitty, don't panic. You know what to do. [grabs a bottle of wine]
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Oh, no, don't get up, I'm just right here anyway.
Samantha: I'll help you, Mrs. Forman.
Kitty: Oh, no, don't you worry, Samantha. It's just a little unbalanced because our appropriate-sized clothes are on one side and your little teeny tiny stripper clothes are on the other. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so grumpy. I got a manicure yesterday and Red still hasn't said a darn word.
Hyde: You know, if you really want him to notice you, you should get drunk and do some donuts on his lawn.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, you should change your hair. When I went blond, Eric went nuts. And then Fez went nuts and then I started wearing a lot of hats.
Kitty: No, I can't change my hair. Red loves it. It's my trademark. It'd be like telling Fonzie not to say, "Hey!"
Quote from Hyde
Samantha: Mrs. Forman, a great way to get a man's attention is to show him how smart you are. But a faster way is to take your clothes off. I can help you work on some moves.
Hyde: Oh, no, I don't need to see that. It'd be like watching my mom strip. Which, unfortunately, I saw at Take Your Son to Work Day.