‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’
Season 4, Episode 3 - Aired October 2, 2001
Eric and Donna's friends are stuck in the middle when the former couple can no longer stand to hang out with each other. Meanwhile, Kitty is excited that Pastor Dave wants to spend time with Red.
Quote from Eric
Kelso: Whoa, whoa. Shut up. Don Kirshner's starting.
Donna: Oh, right. Paul McCartney and Wings are on tonight.
Eric: Okay, so- Okay, we're all here now. So- So, Donna, you're staying?
Donna: Okay.
Eric: What I meant to say was- Look, Donna, I don't think it's cool if you hang out here.
Donna: So, what, you're, like, kicking me out? Wow. Okay then. Bye. [exits]
Jackie: Well, if you're kicking her out, then you're kicking me out.
Eric: No, Jackie, no. Oh, wait. I mean, bye!
Quote from Kitty
Pastor Dave: Hello, Kitty.
Kitty: Oh, Pastor Dave. What a nice surprise. How's... God?
Pastor Dave: Fine, thank you.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: "At Dave's. Back around 5:00. Red." Oh!
[fantasy, as Red and Pastor Dave paint his garage door:]
Red: I hadn't realized before, but the primer is like your emotions. It's what's underneath the surface.
Pastor Dave: And the rust is like your anger.
Red: Boy, having a male companion to talk to is changing my life.
[fantasy: Red and Pastor Dave are building a bird house together:]
Red: I wish I could tell Kitty exactly how I feel about her but I just can't find the words.
Pastor Dave: I'll help you. We'll find the words together.
[fantasy: Red and Pastor Dave are working in the garden together:]
Red: Oh, sure sometimes I feel like crying, but I just can't.
Pastor Dave: You can with me.
Quote from Fez
Kelso: Oh, look, there's a boob!
Fez: There's two. Oh, wait. Four. It's the mother lode.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: Welcome home, friends. [chuckles] Who wants Popsicles?
Jackie: Hey, I don't feel good about this.
Kelso: Well, would you rather be at Donna's singing backup to "Cha Cha Di Amore"?
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, um, what are you and Dave gonna do today? Go out to the garage and talk friend to friend? That would be nice.
Red: No. We're gonna turn on the fight and watch two nice men beat the living hell out of each other. That's nice.
Quote from Red
Pastor Dave: You know, Red, I am so glad that I have someone to share with because I woke up this morning feeling upset. Ha-ha! I gotcha!
Red: Good one, Dave. [faint chuckle] Good one! Don't ever do that again.