Eric Quote #396

Quote from Eric in Pinciotti vs. Forman

Kelso: Whoa, whoa. Shut up. Don Kirshner's starting.
Donna: Oh, right. Paul McCartney and Wings are on tonight.
Eric: Okay, so- Okay, we're all here now. So- So, Donna, you're staying?
Donna: Okay.
Eric: What I meant to say was- Look, Donna, I don't think it's cool if you hang out here.
Donna: So, what, you're, like, kicking me out? Wow. Okay then. Bye. [exits]
Jackie: Well, if you're kicking her out, then you're kicking me out.
Eric: No, Jackie, no. Oh, wait. I mean, bye!

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 ‘Pinciotti vs. Forman’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.