Kitty Quote #247

Quote from Kitty in Pinciotti vs. Forman

Kitty: "At Dave's. Back around 5:00. Red." Oh!
[fantasy, as Red and Pastor Dave paint his garage door:]
Red: I hadn't realized before, but the primer is like your emotions. It's what's underneath the surface.
Pastor Dave: And the rust is like your anger.
Red: Boy, having a male companion to talk to is changing my life.
[fantasy: Red and Pastor Dave are building a bird house together:]
Red: I wish I could tell Kitty exactly how I feel about her but I just can't find the words.
Pastor Dave: I'll help you. We'll find the words together.
[fantasy: Red and Pastor Dave are working in the garden together:]
Red: Oh, sure sometimes I feel like crying, but I just can't.
Pastor Dave: You can with me.

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Quote from Fez

Jackie: Oh, we are so not talking.
Kelso: All right, Jack-
Jackie: I said not talking!
Fez: Well done.
Kelso: All right, Fez.
Fez: I said well done!

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So, it's just not fair. He doesn't, like, get my friends 'cause he has some stupid, crappy basement.
Jackie: Right! You helped make that basement what it is today.
Donna: Right. No one would even go over there before me. It smelled like feet.
Jackie: Donna, you have to fight back. Okay, when a couple splits up, the woman deserves her fair share of the life she helped build.
Donna: How much is that?
Jackie: All of it! Donna, it's the law.
Donna: You know, normally, that statement would really offend me. But now that I'm single and pissed, you're making a lot of sense.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Wow. Donna, you look great. What could it be? [gasps] Oh, I know. You lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. [laughs] Burn, Eric, burn!
Eric: Okay, first of all I weigh a 130- 49 pounds.
Fez: Yeah. You look good too, Eric. You lost your one true love, so... Looking good.