Kelso: Whoa, whoa. Shut up. Don Kirshner's starting.
Donna: Oh, right. Paul McCartney and Wings are on tonight.
Eric: Okay, so- Okay, we're all here now. So- So, Donna, you're staying?
Donna: Okay.
Eric: What I meant to say was- Look, Donna, I don't think it's cool if you hang out here.
Donna: So, what, you're, like, kicking me out? Wow. Okay then. Bye. [exits]
Jackie: Well, if you're kicking her out, then you're kicking me out.
Eric: No, Jackie, no. Oh, wait. I mean, bye!

Pastor Dave: Hello, Kitty.
Kitty: Oh, Pastor Dave. What a nice surprise. How's... God?
Pastor Dave: Fine, thank you.

Kitty: "At Dave's. Back around 5:00. Red." Oh!
[fantasy, as Red and Pastor Dave paint his garage door:]
Red: I hadn't realized before, but the primer is like your emotions. It's what's underneath the surface.
Pastor Dave: And the rust is like your anger.
Red: Boy, having a male companion to talk to is changing my life.
[fantasy: Red and Pastor Dave are building a bird house together:]
Red: I wish I could tell Kitty exactly how I feel about her but I just can't find the words.
Pastor Dave: I'll help you. We'll find the words together.
[fantasy: Red and Pastor Dave are working in the garden together:]
Red: Oh, sure sometimes I feel like crying, but I just can't.
Pastor Dave: You can with me.

Kelso: Oh, look, there's a boob!
Fez: There's two. Oh, wait. Four. It's the mother lode.

Eric: Welcome home, friends. [chuckles] Who wants Popsicles?
Jackie: Hey, I don't feel good about this.
Kelso: Well, would you rather be at Donna's singing backup to "Cha Cha Di Amore"?

Kitty: So, um, what are you and Dave gonna do today? Go out to the garage and talk friend to friend? That would be nice.
Red: No. We're gonna turn on the fight and watch two nice men beat the living hell out of each other. That's nice.

Pastor Dave: You know, Red, I am so glad that I have someone to share with because I woke up this morning feeling upset. Ha-ha! I gotcha!
Red: Good one, Dave. [faint chuckle] Good one! Don't ever do that again.