Kitty: Well, look who's finally back. While you were gone, some guy came by to compliment me on my headlights. Pretty sure he wasn't talking about the car!
Red: I got us funnel cakes.
Kitty: It's like a second honeymoon.
Red: Kitty, not in the car.

Man: Hey, nice 'Vette. You should come see the custom job I did on mine. Cost me three grand and a marriage.
Red: Three grand?
Kitty: And a marriage!
Red: I'll only be a minute, Kitty.

Kelso: Your ass is mine, cheese puff!
Todd: How did you know my nickname?
Kelso: Wait, your nickname's cheese puff? [Todd nods]
Hyde: Stay focused. Kick his ass!
Kelso: Yeah, right. Good. Yeah. What do you think you're doing kissing my girlfriend huh? Huh?
Todd: Well, maybe if you paid more attention to that gorgeous creature than your little modeling gig, it wouldn't have happened.
Kelso: Little? That picture sold hundreds of young men's briefs all over the greater Kenosha area!
Fez: It's true. I bought three pairs. Very supportive.

Kelso: Yeah, so look. I know you're a little fella, but I can't let you go around kissing my girlfriend. So you're gonna have to take a punch.
Todd: I understand. [Kelso punches him in the gut]
Donna: That didn't look like it hurt him at all.
Todd: Well, I guess it's my turn.
Kelso: Okay. I didn't mean to scare you, little guy.
[As Kelso holds up a wooden tray, Todd punches it and breaks it in half]
Todd: I'm a black belt.
Hyde: All right! Didn't see that coming!

Red: Thanks to your funnel-cake accident I'll have to spend half the night cleaning out the car.
Kitty: Well, I hope you two will be very happy together.

Eric: Wait, wait, wait. So Kelso got beat up?
Donna: Yeah, by the little dude at the cheese shop.
Hyde: It was awesome, man. Like a hurricane of tiny fists.

Kelso: All right, look. Jackie, here's the deal. You cheated on me.
Jackie: You used to cheat on me all the time!
Kelso: Yeah? Well, yeah. But you cheated out of hate, and I cheated out of joy.
Jackie: I didn't cheat out of hate, Michael. I cheated because lately, you've been acting like I don't exist.
Kelso: Well, I sure know you exist now that you Frenched the whole mall. Look, I know that I need to pay more attention to you and I want to forgive you, but I have all this anger built up inside of me and nowhere to put it.
Jackie: Eric knew about the kiss all along and didn't tell you.
Kelso: You knew?
Eric: Jackie.
Jackie: What'd you expect?
Kelso: You're a dead man, Forman!
Jackie: Get him, Michael!

Red: The '58's the only one with the chrome detail.
All: Mmm.
Kitty: Men and cars. Never got it, never will.