That '70s Show Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- 401 It's a Wonderful Life
- 402 Eric's Depression
- 403 Pinciotti vs. Forman
- 404 Hyde Gets the Girl
- 405 Bye-Bye Basement
- 406 The Relapse
- 407 Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
- 408 Donna's Story
- 409 The Forgotten Son
- 410 Red and Stacey
- 411 The Third Wheel
- 412 An Eric Forman Christmas
- 413 Jackie Says Cheese
- 414 Eric's Hot Cousin
- 415 Tornado Prom
- 416 Donna Dates a Kelso
- 417 Kelso's Career
- 418 Leo Loves Kitty
- 419 Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
- 420 Class Picture
- 421 Prank Day
- 422 Eric's Corvette Caper
- 423 Hyde's Birthday
- 424 That' 70s Musical
- 425 Eric's False Alarm
- 426 Everybody Loves Casey
- 427 Love, Wisconsin Style
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
That '70s Show
A group of teenage friends enjoy the final years of the '70s in small-town Wisconsin.
Starring:
Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Don Stark.
Recurring Actors:
Tanya Roberts, Lisa Robin Kelly, Tommy Chong.
Original Run: 1998-2006.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Kelso in First Date
Jackie: I don't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father.
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: Oh. [chuckles] I thought he was talking to you.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Red in That '70s Finale
Kelso: Oh, Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?
Red: Sure and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.
Hyde: And that, my friends, is the last "foot-in-ass" of the decade. Cheers.
Kitty: Michael, it is so good to see you. The girls in the emergency room were just asking about you.
Kelso: You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.
Kitty: Oh! [giggles]
Red: You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass.
Hyde: Look at that. He had one more in him.
Quote from Kitty in Killer Queen
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red in Till the Next Goodbye
Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years!
[The background behind Red and Kitty sways as Eric stares at them]
Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
Quote Collections
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“Red Forman: My Foot in Your Ass”
A collection of quotes featuring Red Forman's favorite threat, "my foot in your ass".
34 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring Red Forman's insult of choice, "dumbass".
36 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring Fez's catchphrase, "I said good day".
14 quotes
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A collection of the best burns, usually pointed out by Kelso.
36 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring Fez's favorite insult, "you son of a bitch".
19 quotes