‘Hyde's Birthday’
Season 4, Episode 23 - Aired April 23, 2002
Hyde isn't exactly looking forward to his 18th birthday, especially when it's clear Kitty is going to throw him a party no matter what he says.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Hey, Jackie, while you're up there, try not to kiss any more guys.
Eric: Man, are you guys still fighting about that?
Kelso: You gotta come down hard on stuff like this. If she'd have come down harder on me when I was cheating, I would've- Well, I would have been way sneakier about it.
Quote from Eric
Kelso: Check it out! "High Street."
Eric: Oh, man. Hyde's gonna love this.
Quote from Donna
Eric: Hey, there, little fella. What if I told you that I had $20 for a special someone if they gave us the sign?
Boy: Nope.
Kelso: A month's supply of candy?
Boy: Nope.
Donna: What if I show you my bra strap?
Boy: Okay.
Eric & Kelso: Okay! [Donna flashes her bra strap]
Boy: Here. [hands over sign]
Donna: I bet if I showed him my whole bra, he would have given me his bike. These things are awesome.
Quote from Bob
Red: What happened to those cupcakes? Bob, there were a dozen cupcakes there.
Bob: I'm sorry, Red. They're like vitamins to me.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, you guys. Bad news. Hyde said he's not coming. He's just sitting in the basement.
Kitty: Oh, but it's his birthday. He can't be alone on his birthday. Red?
Red: I agree. Eric, you go home and sit with Steven. Oh, okay, fine. I'll go get him.
[Red opens the door:]
Leo: Surprise! [chuckles] We got him, dudes.
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Wow, this is great. Did you get this at the flea market?
Eric: The flea market?
Hyde: Yeah, they sell 'em there for two bucks.
Eric: No, we stole it. It took forever.
Donna: I had to show my bra.
Kelso: You owe me a bumper!