‘Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy’
Season 8, Episode 11 - Aired February 2, 2006
Jackie finds the only thing that will calm her boss, Christine St. George (Mary Tyler Moore), is a tray of brownies baked by Kitty. Meanwhile, Leo has a crush on Donna.
Quote from Red
Red: You know, if you want to impress them, do a good job. If your job is making coffee, make coffee. If your job is answering phones, answer phones. If your job is sharpening pencils...
Hyde: Get a new job, 'cause that one blows.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Oh, my God, look at David Bowie. He's got a nicer ass then I do. Randy, this is where you disagree.
Randy: I'd like to Donna, but he's wearing a dress. You're wearing jeans. I'm very confused.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Hey, Randy, can you help that chick sitting on the couch? Oh, wait. That's you.
Quote from Fez
Randy: First off, nobody uses the phrase "woo a lady" anymore.
Fez: That's why the girl at The Hub slapped me.
Hyde: No, man, she slapped you because you grabbed her ass and yelled "Whoo! A lady!"
Quote from Fez
Hyde: All right, Leo. The problem that most guys have when they're picking up chicks is they over think things. So you should be fine.
Fez: All you have to say to a lady is, "Come here often?" If she says no, grab her ass. You know she won't be coming back, so you won't have to see her again.
Randy: No. Look, I got an idea. Pretend we're at a bar and the three of us are foxy ladies.
Fez: Oh, I'm a recent college graduate with big boobs and an urge to explore. I'll show Daddy.
Quote from Donna
Donna: I can't believe Leo likes me. I feel like I'm back in the third grade and the slow kid who picks his nose just gave me a Valentine.
Quote from Fez
Fez: See, that is what you get for leading Leo on with your tight jeans and your heaving chest and your large bedroom window.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: So, man, how did it go?
Donna: He thinks I like Randy. Can you believe that?
Hyde: Donna. Leo has never been right about anything in his life. Except for the fact that you're into Randy.
Donna: What are you talking about?
Hyde: [high-pitched voice] "Hi, Randy. I like music. Do you like music too?"
Donna: Shut up.
Hyde: "Look at my butt. I made it just for you."
Donna: You are so far off.
Hyde: [normal voice] Come on, man. You're in the store more than I am. You giggle at everything he says. You guys are like a bad Carpenters song. Or like any Carpenters song.
Quote from Leo
Fez: So, Leo. You're single again. You gonna be okay?
Leo: Yeah. I've already got my eye on somebody better. [to a woman his age] Excuse me. [to Donna] Hey, come here often?