Hyde: All right, Leo. The problem that most guys have when they're picking up chicks is they over think things. So you should be fine.
Fez: All you have to say to a lady is, "Come here often?" If she says no, grab her ass. You know she won't be coming back, so you won't have to see her again.
Randy: No. Look, I got an idea. Pretend we're at a bar and the three of us are foxy ladies.
Fez: Oh, I'm a recent college graduate with big boobs and an urge to explore. I'll show Daddy.