Fez Quote #885
Quote from Fez in Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Hyde: All right, Leo. The problem that most guys have when they're picking up chicks is they over think things. So you should be fine.
Fez: All you have to say to a lady is, "Come here often?" If she says no, grab her ass. You know she won't be coming back, so you won't have to see her again.
Randy: No. Look, I got an idea. Pretend we're at a bar and the three of us are foxy ladies.
Fez: Oh, I'm a recent college graduate with big boobs and an urge to explore. I'll show Daddy.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Ah, Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast?
Kitty: No. Brownies have too much sugar to be a healthy breakfast. Here, have some Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles. [hands Red a box of brightly-colored cereal]
Quote from Leo
Leo: There's my girl.
Donna: Hi, Leo. Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates.
Leo: Chocolates? That's my lunch.
Donna: Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, but I can't be your girlfriend.
Leo: Is it because I'm Black?
Donna: You're not Black.
Leo: So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy.
Donna: What? No, I don't.
Leo: Yes, you do. So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other.
Donna: Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me?
Leo: I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist.
Quote from Kitty
Christine St. George: [on TV] Before we bring on the tap-dancing parrot, I have a correction to make from yesterday's show.
Kitty: Red. She's gonna say my name. Are you taping it? Do you know how to use the machine?
Red: Yes, I know how to use the machine.
Christine St. George: Those brownies I so enjoyed were made by the talented and lovely Kitty Forshack.
Kitty: Forshack?
Christine St. George: No, no, that doesn't sound right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.