Hyde: Come on, man, get up.
Kelso: Why? So you can deck me again?
Hyde: No, actually I'm fine now. Everything I wanted to say was in that one punch. Come on.
Kelso: It was a good one, too. I peed myself a little on the way down. I'm going to go change.

Fez: Hyde, where have you been?
Hyde: Ah. I've been hanging out in Las Vegas, my man. And I've learned this, you don't want to show up late to a Don Rickles show with puffy hair.

Kitty: Well, you could have let us know where you were. I was worried sick about you and I am very...
Hyde: I got you this.
Kitty: A little tiny slot machine! [kisses Hyde] It is so cute!

Jackie: Steven, you're back. Look, we have to talk.
Hyde: About what? How you nailed Kelso?
Jackie: No, about our relationship.
Hyde: Oh, okay. I'll start. You nailed Kelso!
Jackie: You never gave me a chance to explain.
Hyde: Because you nailed Kelso!
Donna: Mrs. Forman, start taping. Eric loves it when he screams at her.
Jackie: Steven, I never even slept with Michael.
Hyde: Yeah, right. Because Kelso is always showing up at my hotel room naked with a bucket of ice.
Jackie: You know, this is your fault, too.
Kitty: Okay, you two, just stop yelling. [changes tape in recorder] Go ahead.
Hyde: No, forget it.
Jackie: Well, I guess that's that.

Donna: Well, that was horrible.
Fez: Yeah, I know. Where the hell is my little tiny slot machine?

Kitty: [records] Well, Eric, now that I have a second, I should catch you up on your new friend, Charlie.
[flashback:]
Kelso: Okay. Who brought the beer?
Fez: I thought you were bringing the beer.
Kelso: No, you were beer, I was chips.
Fez: You were beer, I was chips.
Kelso: Fine. Give me the chips.
Fez: I forgot the chips.
Donna: You know what I forgot? To stay home.
Charlie: You guys... [holds up six pack]
Kelso: How much do we love this guy?
Fez: He's a prince!
Donna: Charlie, it is so awesome hanging out with you.
Charlie: Thanks, guys. It feels so good to finally belong to something, you know. It's like the first day of the rest of my life!
[When a railing gives way on the water tower, Charlie stumbles. As Charlie falls, Fez grabs the beer from his hands.]
Fez: The beer!
Donna: That was a pretty awkward landing. I hope he's okay.
Kelso: Yeah, of course he's okay. It's not like anyone has ever died falling off the water tower.
[present:]
Kitty: And so they renamed it the Charlie Richardson Memorial Water Tower.

Donna: Jackie, Hyde just needed to blow off some steam. You guys aren't over. Well, if you won't talk to me, then maybe you'll talk to Mr. Fluffycakes. [silly voice] Jackie! My magical horn senses that you're sad and need someone to talk to!
[Jackie grabs the stuffed animal and rips it apart]
Donna: Great. Now he can't hear you.

Kelso: Hey, Jackie.
Jackie: Oh, what do you want?
Kelso: Man, I feel really bad about the way things turned out. You and Hyde should be together, okay? Go talk to him.
Jackie: Look, there is no point, okay? I'm starting to think Steven never really wanted to be with me at all. This must be how ugly people feel all the time.
Kelso: I wouldn't know about the ugly thing. But I do know that he does want to be with you. Why else would he drive all the way to Chicago to propose to you?
Jackie: Wait, what? Oh, my God! Steven was going to propose? I have to find him!
Kelso: Tell you what, that's the last time I want to mess around with a girl with a boyfriend.
Donna: Kelso, your hand is on my butt.
Kelso: Come on, he's in Africa!

Jackie: Steven, I am so sorry about what happened in Chicago. I was alone and I thought I lost you.
Hyde: Yeah, well, I can see why you thought that.
Jackie: Look, why didn't you just tell me sooner you wanted to get married?
Hyde: Because I wasn't sure I wanted to. And now that I've thought about it, I'm right, I'm not ready to be married yet.
Jackie: Yet? Oh, okay.
Kitty: [records] Well, there you have it, Eric, Steven's not ready to get married yet.

Kitty: [records] One more thing, Eric. Steven married a stripper!