Kitty Quote #672
Quote from Kitty in Bohemian Rhapsody
Kitty: [records] Well, Eric, now that I have a second, I should catch you up on your new friend, Charlie.
[flashback:]
Kelso: Okay. Who brought the beer?
Fez: I thought you were bringing the beer.
Kelso: No, you were beer, I was chips.
Fez: You were beer, I was chips.
Kelso: Fine. Give me the chips.
Fez: I forgot the chips.
Donna: You know what I forgot? To stay home.
Charlie: You guys... [holds up six pack]
Kelso: How much do we love this guy?
Fez: He's a prince!
Donna: Charlie, it is so awesome hanging out with you.
Charlie: Thanks, guys. It feels so good to finally belong to something, you know. It's like the first day of the rest of my life!
[When a railing gives way on the water tower, Charlie stumbles. As Charlie falls, Fez grabs the beer from his hands.]
Fez: The beer!
Donna: That was a pretty awkward landing. I hope he's okay.
Kelso: Yeah, of course he's okay. It's not like anyone has ever died falling off the water tower.
[present:]
Kitty: And so they renamed it the Charlie Richardson Memorial Water Tower.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, let's see, where to start? Well, your father and I were furious when we caught you boys in that smoky basement. The minute you left for the airport, we went down there to do what the Feds call "a sweep."
[flashback:]
Kitty: How dare you boys smoke up my house when you know how hard I work to keep it smelling lemony fresh!
Red: You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!
Quote from Fez
[flashback:]
Red: Two bags?
Hyde: I've never seen those before in my life. Your son has a real problem!
Red: Kitty, I want you to take this garbage and flush it down the toilet.
Kitty: I am just glad that we caught you boys before this became an everyday thing.
Red: Is that all of it?
Hyde: Yes, sir, that's all of it.
Fez: Now there is nothing left for us to do but to smoke Candy Land. I mean, I mean, play Candysmoke. [Red finds a baggy in the game] I mean... Ay, no.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: And so I flushed it all down the toilet and everyone learned a lesson.
Donna: Why don't you tell Eric what else happened?
Fez: Oh, let me, let me.
Kitty: Give me that. I'll tell him.
[flashback:]
Red: Kitty. I found another one. Kitty?
[Red opens the door to a smoke-filled bathroom]
Red: What the hell? What do you have to say for yourself?
Kitty: I'm starving!