Red: A little piece of advice about having a family. Get used to being screwed over.
Kitty: Well, that's a very cynical view of family.
Red: Oh, yeah, and you and your sister get along so well.
Kitty: Oh, I talked to a lawyer. She's not getting a damn thing.

Fez: Red, we have something to tell you.
Donna: It's pretty shocking. I'm not sure how to break it to you.
Kelso: Okay, you better let me handle this. All right. Everybody whose son is not a roller disco-er, take one step forward. Not so fast, Red!

Announcer: [v.o.] Hey, everybody, let's give a great big roller palace welcome to the one, the only, Rainbow!
Eric: [screams] No!
Red: Nice shorts, Rainbow.

Angie Barnett: Hey. Did you come up to pack up your office?
Hyde: Listen, sis, about the whole job thing, I thought about going head-to-head with you, but I decided I just can't stoop to your level.
Angie Barnett: Well, good.
Hyde: But she can. Right now she's telling everybody we work with that you stripped your way through college.
Angie Barnett: [scoffs] Please. Like anybody's gonna believe her. My dad's rich.
Hyde: Oh, no, no, no. You didn't strip because you needed the money. Word around the water cooler is... You stripped because you liked it.
Jackie: [laughs] I know, I know! What a whore.
Angie Barnett: Stop laughing at me. I am not a stripper. I am a math major.
Hyde: Jackie, if there was ever a game show called "Make That Girl Cry," I'd go on with you.
Jackie: Oh, we'd so win the car.

Kelso: All right. Everybody clear some space. It's Rainbow!
Kitty: Now, look, Eric, they love you, so it's a good thing I told Fez. I didn't tell you I told Fez. I didn't tell Fez.

Red: Eric, let me tell you a little story. When I was a boy, there was a kid who wanted to be a ballet dancer, and all the other kids made fun of him. But years later, when he came back to town, he had achieved his dream.
He was a dancer with the New York City Ballet. And you know what happened?
Eric: You learned your little lesson about judging people unfairly, huh?
Red: No. A bunch of guys got together and beat the crap out of him.
Kelso: Hey, Red, you know what your problem is? I'm too good-looking.

Eric: Okay, Dad, I hear what you're saying, but... I honestly don't know if I can give it up.
Fez: Why don't you try something else? I suggest robot dancing. Feel the beat. Disco robot.

Angie Barnett: Daddy, I can't work with him. He's telling lies about me.
Hyde: Actually, that's not true. She's telling them.
William Barnett: Steven, why is that girl always in the office? And why has she been passing out dress code memos to my employees?
Hyde: Um, well, she's against the casualization of the workplace.
Angie Barnett: She doesn't belong here and neither does he.
William Barnett: I can't believe what I'm seeing... A brother and sister fighting each other. Hey, we are family.
Angie Barnett: Look, if you want him to stay, that's fine, but if he stays, I'm out of here.
William Barnett: Well, that's too bad, because I'm opening up a new record store and I wanted the two of you to run it. But maybe I'll just let Steven run it by himself.
Hyde: Hell, yeah! Nice going, sis.
Angie Barnett: No. You know I've always wanted my own store.
William Barnett: Well, if you two can't find a way to work this out...
Angie Barnett: We can. I know we can. He's my brother. I try to get him fired, he calls me a stripper. This is how we play.
William Barnett: Well, I'm glad, because if this kept going, I would have had to send the two of you to your offices without any dinner. That's a dad joke. I love it.

Hyde: So, looks like you're gonna have to put up with me after all.
Angie Barnett: Hey, I said I'd work with you. It doesn't mean I like you.
Hyde: Your not liking me doesn't bother me that much now that I won. And by "I won," I mean you lost. Oh. And also... [blows raspberry]

Eric: You know, here I'm just an average kid. But down there... Down there, I was a star.