Eric: "You have failed to meet the requirements for graduation. To receive your diploma, you must attend summer session PE."
Hyde: Ha.
Eric: "Ha"? I didn't graduate and all you have to say is "ha"?
Hyde: Oh, and also "hee-hee."
Eric: This sucks.
Hyde: Yep, but you have to remember one thing, Forman, it only sucks for you.

Casey Kelso: Pinciotti, you're looking so good. I'm sorry I ever broke up with you. The thing is, see, I got this tendency to, uh... No. What's the word?
Kitty: "Smoulder"?
Donna: I think the word you're looking for is "ditch, bail, run away"?
Casey Kelso: No, no. Oh, wait, did you say "bail"? Yeah. Yeah.

Kitty: So, Casey, how did we get so lucky to see you here today? A little bit sweaty.
Casey Kelso: Well, I'm the teacher.
Eric: [chuckles] No way! That's funny. It looks like a normal gym, but apparently I've stumbled into the mouth of hell.

Casey Kelso: Yeah. Let's not pretend like this is gonna happen, okay, Forehead?
Eric: Forehead? That's... Come on, man, that's not even good.
Casey Kelso: They're all good to me, Forehead. But, tell you what, I'll pass you if you can tell me one thing. How's a guy that can't even do one- one pull-up get someone like Donna?
Eric: Wow. You know, at least I'm not the dillhole who's strutting around the gym with my whistle, thinking I'm all cool because I'm teaching summer school PE to a bunch of botards.
Casey Kelso: Yeah, I think it's really weird that you'd say that to me, Forehead, especially since I was just about to sign your transcript, but I don't know, now it seems like I've lost my pen.
Eric: You didn't lose... [Casey blows whistle]
Casey Kelso: Okay, listen up. I wanna teach you all a little game. It's called Target.
Eric: Ooh. What's Target?
[cut to Eric cowering as the boys throw balls at him]

Kitty: Hi, honey. How was your first day at school?
Eric: It was awful. Casey's definitely gonna fail me.
Kitty: Oh, that doesn't sound like my Casey. I mean, the world's Casey.

Kitty: What did you do in class? Were you being a porky mouth?
Eric: What? No. A little bit, yeah.
Kitty: Well, there's only one thing to do. I'm gonna have to put on some lipstick and go apologize to Casey.

Kelso: Fez, you made up all that stuff about the room. And I want the room, so give it back.
Fez: You give it back.
Kelso: You give it back.
Fez: You give it back.
Kelso: You give it back.

Donna: So get this, I went down to the gym to talk to Casey, and he said that the only way he'd pass you is if I go out on a date with him.
Eric: What? Oh, thank you, Donna, thank you.
Donna: So you'd let me go out with him?
Eric: Well, Donna, if you really loved me, I mean, you'd date other men.
Donna: Get bent. [exits]
Eric: Now, if she really loved me, she'd date other women. [chuckles]

Jackie: Okay, the competition for who gets the better bedroom is gonna be based on the Miss America pageant.
Fez: Ooh, I'll be Miss Texas. That bitch always wins.

Donna: Eric, what are we doing here? You gonna make me sell a kidney so you can pass math?