Cheyenne Quote #299
Quote from Cheyenne in Prize Wheel
Garrett: Okay, well, you wanna start mopping here before this thing becomes sentient and starts to fight back?
Cheyenne: Ooh.
Garrett: Oh, hey, we found something. Something liquified. I think there might be teeth in it.
Cheyenne: Mm, nah, that's not the smell you're looking for. This smells more like someone farted in a Tupperware and left it on a hot driveway.
Jonah: You are alarmingly good at that.
Cheyenne: Yeah, sorry, guys. Keep looking.
Superstore Quotes
‘Prize Wheel’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Jonah, Garrett, some customers have been complaining about a weird smell.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah, it's, like, our worst smell yet. It's like two moldy sponges puked on each other.
Jonah: Wow, that's... That's exactly what it is.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: Oh, we've done 10,000 steps already.
Cheyenne: Oh, my God, what's the max?
Mateo: There's no... You just keep on walking.
Cheyenne: Like, unlimited?
Quote from Marcus
Dina: Okay, this event is pretty straightforward. With every purchase, they spin the wheel and win a prize. You'll notice there's a slot listed as "fun." I think you're supposed to provide the customer with fun at your own discretion. Just, you know, keep it above the belt.
Cheyenne: What happens if they land on the MC Cool Cloud?
Mateo: This waking nightmare happens.
Dina: An MC Cool Cloud collectable bobbling figure. Legally, we can't call it a bobblehead as his entire body does the bobbling.
Sandra: I always thought the cloud was his head and he had no body.
Cheyenne: No, he's all body.
Marcus: So he has eyes in the middle of his chest.
Sandra: That's better than arms growing out of the sides of his head.
Marcus: Oh, like hell it is.