Missy Jones: I'm sorry, I'm just... I'm not comfortable talking about that part of my life.
Amy: Oh, no, no, no. I'm not... I had your poster on my wall when I was a kid, and, um, I dressed my Barbie like you, and my brother cut it in half, but it wasn't personal. It was... he was just... but he's fine now.
Missy Jones: Amy, right?
Amy: Yeah.
Missy Jones: Take a breath. [both inhale deeply] You are the best in the world at being you.
Amy: Thank you.
Missy Jones: Yeah.
Amy: That's amazing.
Missy Jones: Yeah.
Amy: Your eyes are like lasers.
Missy Jones: I know.

Dina: I'm gonna start by naming the weight lifters.
Missy Jones: No.
Dina: Milen Dobrev.
Missy Jones: This is not...
Dina: Pyrros Dimas.
Missy Jones: ...appropriate.
Dina: Gleb Pisarevskiy.
Missy Jones: Okay.
Dina: Gleb? No way. Lucky.

Glenn: Oh, I just love this coffeemaker. It's the best one we sell. Look at that. Made in the USA.
Mateo: Yep. Uh-huh. I see that.
Glenn: You know what I was just thinking about just now? How the United States has... [reads hand]... three of the world's longest rivers and the Grand Canyon in northwestern Arizona.
Mateo: [laughs] It's a beautiful country.
Glenn: [sings] ♪ Oh beautiful ♪ ♪ For spacious skies ♪
Both: ♪ For amber waves of... ♪

Amy: She says stuff that should sound cheesy, but, coming out of her mouth, it's, like, magical. They say people shouldn't meet their heroes, but I'm really glad I did.
Jonah: I once paid $200 to have lunch with Terry Gross... from NPR, and she was on her phone the entire time.
Amy: When I was 16, I was trying to get a ride to the mall. When she was 16, she was competing in the Olympics. That's, like, Cheyenne's age.
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm 17, actually.
Amy: So, younger than Cheyenne, and she was already a gold medal winner.
Jonah: $200, and I picked up the check. I'm just saying, the woman makes conversation for a living.
Amy: I can't imagine being 16 and having accomplished so much.
Woman: Is this gonna take much longer?
Cheyenne: I don't know, okay? I'm sorry that I'm not a stupid gold medalist! [storms off]
Woman: My daughter's getting married today. To a lesbian.
Jonah: Ah.

Cheyenne: I've spent the last few weeks watching people my age be the best in the world, and I'm barely getting through summer school.
Amy: Cheyenne, you're just overwhelmed, okay? With school and... and I remember what it was like having to take all those child-birthing classes and the CPR classes and breastfeeding class...
Cheyenne: [sobs] I haven't been taking any of those!
Amy: Um, okay, Cheyenne? Hey! Hey, hey! Look at me. Take a deep breath. [both inhale, exhale deeply] You are the best in the world at being you.
Cheyenne: Is that from the poster in Glenn's office?
Amy: It was better when Missy did it. Okay, let me try it again.

Glenn: Hey! Look what I found over in menswear. A good old pair of American blue jeans pants.
Jonah: Hey, lookin' good.
Mateo: So casual.
Glenn: Good luck getting a pair of these babies in "Ma-nai-la."

Mateo: [on the phone] [speaking native language] ...green card [speaking native language] counterfeit? [speaking native language] American citizen? [speaking native language] Spider-Man... [speaking native language] Netflix.

Missy Jones: I want to show you something, okay? See this? This looks like a stupid person wrote it, right? Well, it was me when I was five. I wrote that, and I put it on my wall, and I worked towards it every day, because there's nothing you can't do if you work hard, focus, and believe in yourself.
Cheyenne: Wow, that is so cool.
Missy Jones: It's very cool.
Cheyenne: Can I touch it?
Missy Jones: Yeah, absolutely, it's just a card. It's not magic. 'Cause guess where the real magic is?
Cheyenne: Is it in me?
Missy Jones: Yeah, bingo. It's in you. And it's not real. Magic isn't real. It's tricks. Done by a liar. Remember that.

Missy Jones: I have to go. I am appearing at the opening of a motorcycle dealership.
Amy: Oh. You're leaving already? Maybe we could, like, trade numbers and...
Missy Jones: Oh, hey. We're not gonna do that.
Amy: Okay.
Missy Jones: Yeah.
Amy: I get it. Bye.

Amy: Oh, my God, isn't she so amazing?
Cheyenne: Yeah. Thank you so much for this. I just haven't been believing in myself. I'm gonna find a card, write my dream down, and make it come true.
Amy: Good for you.
Cheyenne: I'm gonna quit school and become an Olympic gymnast. [crashes into chair]