Amy: She says stuff that should sound cheesy, but, coming out of her mouth, it's, like, magical. They say people shouldn't meet their heroes, but I'm really glad I did.
Jonah: I once paid $200 to have lunch with Terry Gross... from NPR, and she was on her phone the entire time.
Amy: When I was 16, I was trying to get a ride to the mall. When she was 16, she was competing in the Olympics. That's, like, Cheyenne's age.
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm 17, actually.
Amy: So, younger than Cheyenne, and she was already a gold medal winner.
Jonah: $200, and I picked up the check. I'm just saying, the woman makes conversation for a living.
Amy: I can't imagine being 16 and having accomplished so much.
Woman: Is this gonna take much longer?
Cheyenne: I don't know, okay? I'm sorry that I'm not a stupid gold medalist! [storms off]
Woman: My daughter's getting married today. To a lesbian.
Jonah: Ah.